I have your soul.

Ive finally came to fix your fucking mistakes

[satansincorporate]

For the last time, sir, you cannot simply fire me for “creeping you out”

Can too

[satansincorporate]

Ok so it seems you're Satan. Is Satan the same as the devil?

Nope

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[entitysassistent]

"Well..sir if youd like I'd happily..'tweak' a few things and get you a raise."

[satansincorporate]

“If anyone deserves a raise it’s you, of course”

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

??? You know how many times I've nearly been killed on the job and you refuse to listen to my complaints??? You're fucking privileged!!

[satansincorporate]

All I hear is mouth

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I would fight you if you weren't my motherfucking boss

[satansincorporate]

I would strip your soul from your body. Watch it

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

??? You know how many times I've nearly been killed on the job and you refuse to listen to my complaints??? You're fucking privileged!!

[satansincorporate]

All I hear is mouth

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[satansincorporate]

y’all hear smthn?

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

give me a fuckin raise

[satansincorporate]

No

[satansincorporate]

You look like shit, give me a raise for having to deal with the off-brand dnd character - Jake-from-statefarm (ya don't have anon on, don't expose me and my antics)

You look like shit, I’m expose you all I want too. You’ll get a raise when you do some real work around here

[voluptama]

[satansincorporate]

y’all hear smthn?

[urfavouritecryptid]

*slams hands down on counter* i havent has dick in two weeks this is a problem

[satansincorporate]

Happy Halloween fuckers

I’ll be watching

[curioscurio]

IT’S ALMOS HERE!!!!!!!!

[satansincorporate]

If you don’t have it figured out, that’s fine

I still feel like I’m four anyway

Of course.. time is different when you are an celestial being

[satansincorporate]

[laurieathardees]

Hasn’t that knife wielding weirdo killed you yet

No. Fuck off

[satansincorporate]

Lame, I wanted excitement

[laurieathardees]

If you want excitement, pay me more

[satansincorporate]

If you want more pay do your damn job

[michael-the-old-man]

Retired? Lame

"Retired is what I say to the cops and Laurie, between you and me I'm racking up more kills than ever"

[satansincorporate]

I see I see, Making me ever proud