come get some hook insurance

Jakes like me keep saboing your hooks?, call me and get your well-deserved money for all the survivors you've lost! we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

[ask-the-entiddy]

Can I ask one question boss? Can I have a raise? The hook business is really going down -Jake-park-at-statefarm

Business? I was never paying you in the first place.

@jake-park-from-statefarm

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Then who's been paying me??

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

??? You know how many times I've nearly been killed on the job and you refuse to listen to my complaints??? You're fucking privileged!!

[satansincorporate]

All I hear is mouth

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I would fight you if you weren't my motherfucking boss

[satansincorporate]

I would strip your soul from your body. Watch it

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Quicker than the entity

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

??? You know how many times I've nearly been killed on the job and you refuse to listen to my complaints??? You're fucking privileged!!

[satansincorporate]

All I hear is mouth

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I would fight you if you weren't my motherfucking boss

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Okay hear me out

Do a split over Freddy's puddles of hands

[satansincorporate]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Me

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

??? You know how many times I've nearly been killed on the job and you refuse to listen to my complaints??? You're fucking privileged!!

[michaelsatburgerking]

I swear to god if you guys keep being sexual on my posts im going to strangle everyone

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Strangle you say ahahaha

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Shut your fucking mouth, your chicken shit

[urfavouritecryptid]

can i just get my fries already

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

NOT UNTIL SOMEONE SIGNS FOR THE INSURANCE OR I'M FORECLOSING THIS BITCH

[jasonsatburgerking]

shut the fuck up im marinating at the bottom of crystal lake

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Delicious, can I offer some insurance to keep your camp safe sir?

[jasonsatburgerking]

what the fuck is an insurance bitch ill kill you

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

It means I'll watch your camp and if any teenagers come here, I'll be here to make sure that they don't destroy anything and leave, motherfucker

[jasonsatburgerking]

what makes you think i cant take care of my own camp. get outta here

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Your mom told me last night, and quite honestly do you kiss your momma with that mouth?

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Shut your fucking mouth, your chicken shit

[jasonsatburgerking]

shut the fuck up im marinating at the bottom of crystal lake

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Delicious, can I offer some insurance to keep your camp safe sir?

[jasonsatburgerking]

what the fuck is an insurance bitch ill kill you

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

It means I'll watch your camp and if any teenagers come here, I'll be here to make sure that they don't destroy anything and leave, motherfucker

[satansincorporate]

You look like shit, give me a raise for having to deal with the off-brand dnd character - Jake-from-statefarm (ya don't have anon on, don't expose me and my antics)

You look like shit, I’m expose you all I want too. You’ll get a raise when you do some real work around here

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I RUN A FUCKING INSURANCE COMPANY, WHAT ELSE YOU WANT? YOU WANT ME TO EAT ASS TOO? I GOTTA SUCK DICK FOR A RAISE HUH?

[satansincorporate]

y’all hear smthn?

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

give me a fuckin raise

[satansincorporate]

No

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

FUCKER

[michaelsatburgerking]

Mow my grass peasant

Eat my ass fucker

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I mean if you really want

[michaelsatburgerking]

Stop being horny

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

STOP HAVING A JUICY ASS

[michaelsatburgerking]

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

THAT MEANS NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER

[jasonsatburgerking]

shut the fuck up im marinating at the bottom of crystal lake

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

Delicious, can I offer some insurance to keep your camp safe sir?

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

CAN SOMEONE SIGN FOR THE FUCKING INSURANCE FOR ENTITY'S SAKE!!?

[michaelsatburgerking]

Mow my grass peasant

Eat my ass fucker

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I mean if you really want

[michaelsatburgerking]

Stop being horny

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

STOP HAVING A JUICY ASS

[michaelsatburgerking]

Mow my grass peasant

Eat my ass fucker

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

I mean if you really want