The Future Freaks Me Out

I hope you choke on the words you spew 29

[fairycosmos]

can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[pllysko]

im naturally funny cuz my life is a joke

[ruhlare]

would you sit with me in the dark corners of my soul? would you warm my hands when my heart gets cold?

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requested by helgalefroogqueen 

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

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[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[satanslildemon]

I swear if it’s not one thing wrong with me it’s another. pulled my back at work, UTIs, hurt my jaw on my left side years ago just recently did the same on my right side, ingrown toenail making me walk funny so now my back hurts again. Gained weight trying to work out also probably cause for my back hurting again.

CANT CATCH A MOTHERFUCKING BREAK

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[amazingride]

[quotemadness]

“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”

— Sylvia Plath

[funnytwittertweets]

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[perfectquote]

“I hope one day we can forgive each other for not being what we wanted each other to be”

— Kriti G.