Bourgeoise Concept

shitstetic

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[f4gf0rfr33g4yb4ll5n0h035-deacti]

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

[blairwarner]

Lou and I were rigging Bingo and running cheap cons at Roulette. Lucky if we made $1,000 a night. 

[jewishmatsuda]

Taako Taaco’s fursona is king julian from the madagascar movies

[melonmemes]

[glumshoe]

My cat, Dada, attempting… affection, I think. It involves a lot of stabbing and writhing.

[glumshoe]

this is why I want to rename her Gom Jabbar

every time she sees me she sticks her little finger needles into my flesh to test if I’m a human being

[theflashisgone]

If we lived in the same state, I’d offer to trim her nails for you.

[glumshoe]

You’ll need to sign a waiver. I can’t be held responsible when she shreds you to ribbons.

[briennesjaime]

Moving the popcorn was totally Noah. I didn’t ask him to do it. Kitty didn’t place it there every time, but she did that time and he was clever enough to figure out how to move it while throwing a pillow and leaning over, and I thought that was brilliant so we kept that take. The spin in the back pocket was also Noah. He did it in the rehearsal and I was like, “That is beautiful, we’re going to change the shot around!” [x]

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[shesnake]

favourite characters 1/? • jennifer check, jennifer’s body — nice insult, hannah montana, got any more harsh digs?

[morbidmanatee]

I love when someone casually mentions their messed up sleep schedule or that they haven’t eaten anything but popcorn all day and their friends immediately go “YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH”

[susuwatori]

Flowers

[arithmonym]

a concept

Steve Rogers, who has recently woken up in the twenty-first century, googles “advice for the modern era” and accidentally discovers My Brother, My Brother and Me.

[asimovsideburns]

“We asked you to send in questions related to World War II and Superheroes, because this week our special guestspert is… Captain America??? How did we get Captain America on the show???”

“Please, call me Steve.”

“I legally don’t think I can do that, sorry.”

[queenklu]

G: Rogers, can I call you Rogers, Rogers? 

S: …Do you want to?

G: –NO!!! Fuck. Oh shit, I said fuck in front of Mister Captain Rogers, FUCK

S: Oh, can we swear on the radio now? Thank Christ, it’s about fucking time. 

J: we’re….*gurgling* we’re not on the radio, exactly

T: Captain Mister Rogers Captain Sir could you say bad words again so I could keep it as my ringtone? 

S: Sure thing, pal. *pause as he leans in real close to the mic* …Shit. 

G: *audibly clutching his entire face* Oh My God We’ve Corrupted Captain America

S: I know of a few people who might say they had a hand in it too

G: Sam The Eagle Is Going To Fly Down And Strangle Us With an American Flag

T: Isn’t Sam the Eagle a muppet? 

S: I know that reference! Little known fact, ‘Sam the Eagle’ is what we call the Falcon when he’s grumpy.

G: *audibly falls off his chair* 

[misterclaremontdiaz]

[noc10-moved]

executive dysfunction

[bengurli]

brown girls wearing gold jewellery and red lipstick is honestly SUCH A ICONIC LOOK

[helenmask]

I got to do this wonderful commission as a anniversary gift. I really enjoyed making it.

[doodleruu]

gansey the detective 

listen i realize this has probably been done before, but the whole situation is still hilarious to me

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever