wabberboy...

Call me KD the way I'm. uh. that's my name. 20+|She/Her Feel free to DM me if you wanna talk about Characters

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[crazy-brazilian]

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[feldfrog]

A ban on single use plastics would have no effect on the versatile spork

[feldfrog]

A watched pot never boils. Introducing the pot curtain

[feldfrog]

July is disability pride month!! June & July prides should link in solidarity. Just like we have in the past, at least according to previous versions of the DSM

[feldfrog]

Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: Hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

[feldfrog]

Slavery should be illegal. You should go to prison if you do slavery. Where, you know, funny enough,

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

(coping in uni) i didn’t appreciate middle school enough

[the-haiku-bot]

(coping in uni)

i didn’t appreciate

middle school enough

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charlesoberonn]

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Knowledge transfer - Wikipedia

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[pangur-and-grim]

all posts are temporary 🧘

[polcasan]

[pangur-and-grim]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

[necrowyrm]

I seem to have recently become the type of girl who will, in actual fact, kick her feet in excitement if she happens to be texting a charming young lady while in bed

[gor1an]

I've done this since I was a kid, I'll be reading something good (or more recently talking to someone) and I have to take a break for a sec to wiggle out my excitement.

[hemipenal-system]

in terms of the question “well why would a dragon need a rider” there are two answers

the practical answer is it’s nice to have someone who fills the shotgun seat role. a rider can read a map midair, choose the music, and shoot weapons at other dragon riders if necessary, all things a dragon would have to stop flying to do effectively

the fun answer is, who doesn’t love having a little creature with you? humans fill the “comfort plushie” role for a dragon, but they’re even better because they’re alive

[hemipenal-system]

mutilating someone is cute when girls do it

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment