wabberboy...

Call me KD the way I'm. uh. that's my name. 20+|She/Her Feel free to DM me if you wanna talk about Characters

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[infertilityidol]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[assiraphales]

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

[assiraphales]

this bitch would stay behind a curtain for twenty minutes to build suspense and the audience would happily wait. no way they were there just to see a neat trick

[rollingyourrick]

[menomica]

Petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable

[assiraphales]

I realize I was the one that made the “harry houdini is hot and his audience is into bdsm” post but you def made it worse so like. thanks I guess

[thegeekcompanion]

Hoedini

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[crazy-brazilian]

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[feldfrog]

A ban on single use plastics would have no effect on the versatile spork

[feldfrog]

A watched pot never boils. Introducing the pot curtain

[feldfrog]

July is disability pride month!! June & July prides should link in solidarity. Just like we have in the past, at least according to previous versions of the DSM

[feldfrog]

Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: Hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

[feldfrog]

Slavery should be illegal. You should go to prison if you do slavery. Where, you know, funny enough,

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

(coping in uni) i didn’t appreciate middle school enough

[the-haiku-bot]

(coping in uni)

i didn’t appreciate

middle school enough

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charlesoberonn]

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Knowledge transfer - Wikipedia