Satirical Justice

READ THIS FIRST: http://satirical-justice.tumblr.com/post/68642116712/initiation

[godzillafan420]

Sexuality is like a barbecue

-Some people like hot dogs

-Some people like hamburgers

-Some people get both (Bisexuals)

-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)

[satirical-justice]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice there isn't a choice for people who just like salad here. Do you hate animals? Is that why you force everyone to eat meat or starve?

[ureuhito2]

If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.

[interficix]

This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

As you can imagine, his medical bills are extremely high. Luckily he can stay alive by selling chocolate bars. Come on guys. Every reblog is one more chocolate bar sold. 

[satirical-justice]

Initiation

First of all, let me welcome you. You came all the way to my blog, presumably with some anger in your heart, but before you send me your hate, please let me explain.

Almost nothing in this blog is meant to be taken seriously. It may seem offensive to you, when in actuality, I'm on your side. As the URL suggests, I employ satire for the majority of my posts. This means that by taking on the appearance of being wrong, I reveal just how wrong the wrong side is. In a simplified example: "  Gays suck, because guy ass is worse than bitch ass, and they are literally Satan. " shows how idiotic homophobes are, by saying homophobic things.

If you already knew all of this, sorry to take up your time, however you should all note that anything tagged with "non-satire," such as this post, SHOULD be taken literally. I'll use this for basic commentary, or for answering asks for which I deem seriousness necessary.

Lastly, know that I will occasionally mock the practices of the correct side rather than the viewpoint itself. Such as insulting one population to raise one's own. These posts will be tagged with "practically wrong" to avoid confusion.

That's all I have, so please, do try to enjoy the blog, and know that I welcome all feedback and asks, positive or otherwise.