❝ OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME.

[severalcrows]

i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down 

[xekstrin]

guys always wanna be your fightbuddy but they never want to really commit. I need a man who’ll really be my rival. dedicate his WHOLE life to fighting me. I’m not here for this halfway bullshit.

[shitboy96]

*pushes you off a bridge* boop

[realmioda-deactivated20140206]

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

[sunfortune]

“don’t be a bitter bitch be a better bitch” haha that’s where you’re mistaken fool I can multitask and will excel at both

[qujoie]

[satisfactional]

stuttering-sleepyinsomniac:

this seems l-like a l-lot of trouble for the bothers of a 7 s-sweep from a fu-fuschia blood. all j-just to kill s-some caste-crossing lowblood. i-i-i don’t know whether t-to be suspicious or flattered, but thanks! i-i guess i’ll take m-my chances, since i’d be k-killed by a m-midget otherwise regardless. th-thanks?

[sleepyInsomniac sent her location to )(IC.]

dont hurt to be a lil bit a both in this situation reely

while im not interested in cullin ya that dont exactly mean that im not expectin to get anyfin outta all a this thats just not the way business works gill

i dont like people that cant abide by simple rules and u dont like havin blood stained sweaters bein delivered to ya im runnin low on cookin ingredients and u wanna avenge ya moirail / get this troll off ya case you get a bonafide guarantee that the person causin the drama is taken care of and i get a corpse in return

- [ )(IC has successfully received sleepyInsomniac’s coordinates. ] -

consider it as less a favor and more a mutually beneficial transaction bein made if ya want im omw now

[satisfactional]

[satisfactional]

stuttering-sleepyinsomniac:

i-i-i don’t think i’d sh-shove the sweater down h-her throat at the v-very least. rather d-disrespectful to my e-ex-moirail it belonged to! and a-also she’d probably be t-turned on by it, in any case. i-i don’t know either.

also, sh-she’d probably l-literally kill me if i t-tried co-confronting her. where do you th-think she got the b-bloody sweater from? i c-can see it’d be easy for s-someone like yourself to get a-angry. i’m not very g-good at that. last time i t-tried my m-moirail died! and h-here we are. i appreciate the a-advice, even if it could wind me up w-with a dagger through my bl-bloodpumper.

but yo-you’re right. i’m being a m-mopey bitch. i g-guess i’ll go sh-sharpen my axe or s-something, so i can at l-least get a scratch in.

if i ever found a moirail that would use a sweater a mine to kill the same motha fucka that somehow managed to do me in and kept that sweater as a trophy best believe i wouldnt be feelin disresepected id be busy tryin to figure out how ta slide em a well deserved high five from beyond dream bubbles for doin right by me

that bein said i would usually say that this type a shits none a ma business and call it a day but what ya put in the tags managed to get ma attention

if this lil trick ya talkin about is really cullin above the stations set in ya empresses timeline and she got enough trot in her step to keep remindas to wave around like a flag at whoeva she wants then she obviously aint worried about whos gonna step up to the plate to put her back in her place 

gimmie ya coords girlie

i think i got a lil bit a time on ma hands to inform ya on how to put a strife specibus to proper use

[satisfactional]

themindfang:

Hm, I have 8een said to go through with things despite the evident warning signs. Perhaps there is a tad idiocy, 8ut I 8elieve cowardice has no place amongst you and only the strong and 8old must 8e in your presence.

The aspect of danger has always 8een an attractive route and the rewards are often worth it; such as this interaction with you.

As for the compliment I’ll take it 8efore your mind is to change. I cannot say I knew your timelines version of mine very well, considering the distur8ence of everything l8tely. 

got a point there dont exactly got an abundance a time or patience set aside for people thatll waste it on dancin around what they really wanna say and go ahead and correct me if im wrong but i get the feelin that ya may understand that sentiment pretty well yaself

as for ma timelines marquise the chick always knew way more than she eva should have and was constantly gettin into shit neva got around to takin care a her like a probubbly shoulda since she was one helluva conversational partner when she was around or when we ran across one anotha out on the seafront

lots of backbone and stories ta back up the ego neva did figure out how the gal went out

how about ya timelines empress

[stuttering-sleepyinsomniac]

oof. and H-HERE comes th-the wave of d-depression! haha! i-i-i hate myself!

[satisfactional]

literally -EV-ERY buoy and gill thats scrollin down their dash and capable of processin words is readin what ya postin loud and clear

they just aint commentin cause they busy takin notes on every weakness that ya mopey ass is broadcastin for the whole effin universe to sea in orda to take advantage of when the opportunity arises to do it

so instead a throwin yaself a pity party cause some rat bitch sent ya a bloody sweater if thats what this is about why dont ya ditch the boo hoo session and find her and ram the stupid thing down her effin throat for the disrespect

[satisfactional]

themindfang:

I would like to congratul8te the algorithm of this we8site for not informing me you responded. Perhaps that may 8e a calcul8ted tactic from my luck imploring me to not interact with you. 

Regardless, there is little that ceases to pass my o8serv8tion and so, here I return, ‘’Your Majesty’’. 

gonna consida some a that luck strained out right alongside a lil bit of ya sanity if ya acknowledgin that ya know full and well who i am and still willin to press send regardless

but then again ya remind me of someone i knew a shell of a long time ago and i gotta give respect where its due

ya got a bulge a steel spinneret

[buckykingofmemes]

i may be stunningly beautiful on the outside, but inside i am also stunningly beautiful. and brilliant. and humble.

[whoreofvenus]

[vindictive-suggestion]

Miss me with that passive aggressive shit. Go big or go home with your aggression.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[satisfactional]

glitchedrogue:

alright betty…

well u see when u play a game w a few fancy pixels n watch every1 u tried to woo die in front of u and then have the game start messing w ur computer it gets a bit freaky n emotional

I just didnt expect it u know for something so cute it was very misleading

how did they die tho thats an important detail for this type a stuff right

cause im just sayin that if ya character was tryin to ball with ALL the beaches but didnt shell out enough a that time and $$ to satisfy all a them or got caught bein a quadrant thot and got the tables turned for cheatin on em at the last second w no warning bc of it then it kinda makes sense

if ya character turned out to be a kriller and ya was gettin hints dropped for ya throughout the game but never really picked up on that fact until ya person went and culled all a em thats a lil bit more extreme but it makes sense too

but if they all just up and died for no reason just to fuck w the main guy or person or whateva the shell the person you play as is called i gotta ask what kinda effin game u were playin in the first place

[jugglator]

@satisfactional Honked !!

He gave her a long, silent stare until he spoke up. “I DON’T GET IT.   WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKE IN THAT?” 

[satisfactional]

❛❛ ─── Ain’t no joke in it, ‘cause I’m not tellin’ any.             Wasn’t kiddin’ when I said that I'm not the Empress that’s                                                       holdin’ dibs on this heap a’rock. ❜❜

            The trident in her hand is finally captchalogued back into its card ── golden weapon gone just as quickly as it’d appeared when they’d first crossed paths in the woods on the outskirts of the other highblood’s territory. A brief shuffle of steps and the fuschia - blooded troll is leaning back against the bark of the tree rooted into the ground behind her, arms folded with a snort interrupting her words. ❛❛ ── Because, first of all, I’m a damn better one. ❜❜  and the self - satisfied grin that accompanies that statement is all  T E E T H ,  large and daring and just as sharp as the eyes that remain focused in on the troll she converses with. 

            ❛❛ Second of all, alternates don’t exactly grow t’become carbon copies,❜❜ a casual shrug and dismissive wave of the hand. ❛❛ we don’t look a hundred - percent alike ‘cause a’ different genetic situations, blah blah. Third and last of all, ❜❜

that grin of hers curls up into something that’s downright cheshire              as a challenging glint reaches her expression.

❛❛ I’m not here to dish out orders like ya’ queenie probably does. I’m here ‘cause I’m bored, I know a dark carnival when I see one, and I got a game sittin’ on my think pan with high stake prizes involved. Came here to ask if anybody wanted in on it,

               ──  if y’all ain’t scared of  L O S I N G , I mean.  ❜❜