I'm just a wizard jpeg at heart

I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I'm not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car

[satoshihiwatari]

Current frequent tags for if you want to mute:

Liveblogging outer wilds

I also tag spoilers for whatever I’m liveblogging with ‘[series name] spoilers'.

Feel free to let me know if you’d like something tagged so you can filter it!

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[bloodyhandprint]

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[teachytv]

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[thickness-protection-program]

My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

How dare you say my reading comprehension is piss poor

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[maja-paja]

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle