I'm just a wizard jpeg at heart

I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I'm not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car

[satoshihiwatari]

Current frequent tags for if you want to mute:

Liveblogging outer wilds

I also tag spoilers for whatever I’m liveblogging with ‘[series name] spoilers'.

Feel free to let me know if you’d like something tagged so you can filter it!

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[thickness-protection-program]

My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

How dare you say my reading comprehension is piss poor

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[kuueater]

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send this to your ex with no context

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[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[maja-paja]

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[chambergambit]

in the past i've described my experience of being an ace with a sex drive as being hungry with no appetite, but actually my experience is more like being hungry and never going out to eat because i always have all the tools and ingredients to make exactly what i want, exactly how i want it, at home. i don't want other people in my kitchen and i certainly don't want to be in anyone else's kitchen. love reading about fictional kitchens, though.

[pr0digus]

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not