there was a star danced, and under that was i born

zoe // 25 // they/she/he // theatremaker

[iceresurfacing]

The enormity of my desire excites me it’s so awesomeee Yaaayyyy yesssss

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[wincingthenightaway]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.