Quotes by Saturn @saturnmby-quotes - Tumblr Blog

“Cleaning the kitchens in the kitchen, inside and out”

@saturnmby

Vacuum, clean floors,

And benches in chicken

- @saturnmby 2026

"I can just ask for apologations"

-Saturn 2025

"The balls find me intimidating"

-Saturn 2025

There should be a machine to check if the bike has been fucked

-Saturn 2025

"The guy dating my gf with nice arms and pretty eyes hates me"

-Saturn 2025

"I’ll let that boil and reduce for a couple of hours and see where I end up"

-the guy with nice arms and pretty eyes

"The guy dating my gf with nice arms and pretty eyes hates me"

-Saturn 2025

Teaching me Polish one by word

-drunk Saturn 2025

I'm not a psycho

We're different kinds of psycho

He misunderstood my kind of psycho

-Saturn 2025

I'M CRAVING GENITALS

- @saturnmby 2025

Can you...

✨️Elongate the reach of the vacuum?✨️

"Oh yes, hole inspection"

-@saturnmby

Why do things come at the exact wrong time

It's hard because it's so soft

Me: what you so scared of hm?

@saturnmby: dicks

Me: *sings hamilton songs*

@gift-from-athena:«Oh you’d never you fucking theatre kid. I am saying that as a slur btw.»

Quotes by Saturn