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𓆩⟡𓆪 SATURN / SATELLITE / SADIE THEY / SHE / ZE / HIR IC: @nesorion6 𓆩⟡𓆪

[saturnphen]

"SWEEEEET RELIIIGION!"

heyy heyy HEYYY! i'm sadie. normally i'd redirect you to my rentry or strawpage, but these both suck ass & are in dire need of a revamp. so this is what you're gettin for now!

i am a genderqueer lesbian minor, & i use they/she + xenopronouns! i also really really really like to read yuri. i am matching with my pretty @dandiilemon (who i love a lot mwah mwah)!

my interests are blocktales, forsaken, die of death, frozen soul, & ultrakill. a little bit of phighting too, yeah sure why not. a majority of the time i do not int w/ the fandom of forsaken or die of death but i am happy to talk about them anyway

i own a few parody blogs, mostly centered around forsaken (a little bit of blocktales as well)!

no set DNI. if you interact with me & i don't like you i will just block you. i block freely & w/o warning. two time & noob use they/them forever & no amount of AUs will ever change that

honorable mentions:

nonsharing selfshipper with @dandiilemon forever!!!! @cat-s0vp FAGGOT @fourkounagirl EVEN BIGGER FAGGOT @starbright-sunset big brother!!!

"PRO-SE-CUTE THE WEAK N' WILLING!"

#saturn saves = things i find cool #saturn saves once again = cool things i reblog twice/things i find mega cool #saturn styles = rentry/strawpage resources #saturn says = responses to asks i receive #saturn speaks = me yapping about random stuff #saturn simps = i thirst for (fictional) women (and men on a rarer occurrence) #saturn’s tag games = tag games (with moots or without) #saturn whining like a big bitch = i rant more than i yap #s/o spotting = content with my f/os in it #guides = self explanatory #tips = ditto

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[processes]

DUSK / APR2026

[ephermalnexus]

a little workplace crush

john for you.. john fans....... stares

[sythrynn]

this kinda sucks but i wanna post over my shit take

[starbright-sunset]

Happy New Years, fuckers.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[mechanical-iridesense]

I like wings. I think D3rlord3 should have some

[mechanical-iridesense]

Jake Sona

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[moonsterm]

here have more

[patricia-von-arundel]

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

[frikinnerd]

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

[moonsterm]

I made more. cause it’s fun

[crap-copper]

I love that you guys used their actual names

[roane72]

I did not consider Eldritch Baby Jesus.

[lilaccatholic]

God I know you have a sense of humor because otherwise there’s no explanation for the platypus and I hope it extends to comics about baby cryptid Jesus

[themothergut]

i dont go here

[luuposprey]

Don’t Turn Left At The Crossroads

[xenonpurpules]

EL-LI-OT

[leeinpluto]

hug

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[rudavoidish]

Get bent