death by spicy pickle

lars / 27 / 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 / personal blog of thesoupistoohot

[saudadite]

it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

[fenharel-archived]

Spare me the philosophy lesson… I’ve already heard it… from Mac Callander. He was pretty shot up by the time I got to him… so really it was more of a mercy killing. Slow, but mercyful.

[haleyatwell]

THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[hegodamask]

"The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep."

ANDOR - S01E12 Rix Road

[wowhead]

hard cock at morning....jerkers take warning

hard cock at night.....jerker's delight

[yendarvis]

xenk leaving the party

[avasillva]

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE dir. Steven Spielberg

[raptorcivilization]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

[satyrsandburritos]

season of The Bachelor where Jigsaw is the bachelor

[eurodynamic]

STRAY (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio (03/??) 🤖 + 😺 = 💖

[tubapun]

Me and the taffy I pulled by being employed at the candy factory

[airbornecourier]

Me: *is in the middle of really emotional dialogue in Fallout*

The radio:

[satyrsandburritos]

the partnership between efficiency and fashion peaked with the chatelaine. society failed the day we stopped using it.

who are we fooling? humanity craves the chatelaine. it is why we have big ass clunky rings with charms and keychains and tools.

why must we hide our silly gizmos and cute keychains in pockets and purses??

stop fooling yourselves. bring back the chatelaine 👏👏👏

[filmouts]

“Over the next few hours you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants and animals, and, at times, entire ecosystems. But I have to beg of you one thing. It’s just one. Do not eat. Taste. Savor. Relish. Consider every morsel that you place inside your mouth. Be mindful. But do not eat. Our menu is too precious for that. And look around you. Here we are on this island. Accept. Accept all of it. And forgive. And on that note… food!”

THE MENU (2022) dir. Mark Mylod

[nyancrimew]

bwaaaah

[sentient-tent]

[margonite-seer]

I don't know how else to be with someone. No matter how much I'd like to.

I used the photomode mod to take a look at Astarion's love confession scene. Normally, the camera is focused on Tav when choosing what to say.

These are the expressions Astarion is making off-screen while you are hovering over dialogue options.

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim