yikes on bikes

the names kazia (pronounced kay-zee-ah) 23 years old, she / they pronouns, only eats macaroni with applesauce on top

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

[lesbianbloodritual]

i was able to detect 5 recently divorced mothers in my area using the power of ley lines and this hall and oates cd

[dailycatsblog]

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[monster2001]

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[64mpg]

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

[hereticpraetor]

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

[sourcreammachine]

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now