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Biden: "Elect Me, I'm in the 20th Century"

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden says: "Elect Me, I'm in the 20th Century"

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Military Conscription: Britain Must Prepare For the Future Now

LONDON - England - Britain must start preparing for the future by implementing military conscription.

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Iranian Spy Omid Scobie On Mission to Destroy Royal Family

WINDSOR - England - Omid Scobie, an Iranian spy, is on a mission to completely destroy the reputation of the royal family.

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Women Should be Allowed to Masturbate on Beaches if they Want

GEORGIA - USA - Women should be allowed to masturbate on beaches or wherever they want to do it.

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Scientists to Engineer Birth of Trans Babies

SHANGHAI - China - Scientists at a new research institute are to engineer the birth of trans babies.

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Christmas is Coming Sooner For Some

LOS ANGELES - USA - Christmas is coming sooner for some, and this year is set to be a real bumper year,

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Beyond Satire: "Man Threatening to Kill Himself With Gun is Shot Dead by Police"

DAGENHAM - England - Call it 'suicide by cop' or whatever you want, one way or another this is beyond satire.

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Autumn Statement: Is it too Late For Tories?

LONDON - England - Is it all over for the Tories with a lacklustre bribe-filled Autumn Statement from the Chancellor?

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10 Advantages of Hiring Mercenaries in Military Operations

LONDON - England - Why hiring mercenaries in military operations can be advantageous and effective in many scenarios.

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BLACK FRIDAY DAILY SQUIB SALE!

LONDON - England - As Black Friday sales come up, how about a Daily Squib sale? Read on for further bunker busting info ...

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Fishy Rishi During Covid Pandemic: "Just Let People Die!"

LONDON - England - Fishy Rishi Sunak wanted to "just let people die" during the Covid Pandemic, it has been revealed at the Covid Enquiry.

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Meghan Markle: "Harry is Old News Now!"

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Meghan Markle is moving on from grumpy Prince Harry with A-List film and TV deals.

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Education: When You Can't Even Read at 21

ATLANTA - USA - Is education failing in the West? Why are some sections of society failing so badly while others are excelling?

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How the Once Great City of Minneapolis Was Lost

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - The tragic fall of the once great city of Minneapolis is a tragedy that is being repeated across many other American cit

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5 Benefits of Yoga to Improve Your Health

CALIFORNIA - USA - If you want to improve your health, the benefits of yoga are immeasurable.

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Amnesty International: "Hamas Tortured Killed Palestinians in Al Shifa Hospital"

GAZA - Hamas killed and tortured Palestinians in al-shifa hospital according to an Amnesty International report.

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5 Great Ideas on How to Deal With Illegal Migrants

DOVER - England - Here are 5 great ideas to solve the problem of millions of illegal migrants coming to the UK.