the real live monroe sauledoux

monroe, he/him

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[lymphonodge]

i knew tiny lobsters would succeed where i have failed

[becausebirds]

I hear whistling. The tea must be ready.

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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he cheated. on his wife.

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he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

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fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

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[apocalypticinsomnia]

when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

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[ellighthousekeeper]

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

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i propose a new hashtag: otaku lives matter. - believe me

[kinkyfemmequeer]

As you sit down this thanksgiving remember and give thanks to the indigenous people risking their lives to protect clean water.

[moved-to-femmehipsandredlips-de]

If you can, cut a pie out of the menu and buy something off their Amazon wishlist or donate directly. They need our support.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Actively doing this.

[craptastic-crap]

Here is a link to a few of the sites to send resources.

http://sacredstonecamp.org/faq/

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_583480c9e4b000af95eca013

[kinkyfemmequeer]

HERE is the link to directly donate to Standing Rock

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People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion” Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?

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Thanks Stick-Man for teaching us free speech

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I’M DONE

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“having a pair of thick-rimmed glasses is a substitute for understanding reality” -jim sterling, balding special snowflake