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writer | too much wips | oc-love

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i'm really sure, that you're not supposed to see that

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but in the end, it's all on you

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Mystall: Excuse me, Cyran. But who made you the boss of us?

Yakko: You did. You said ’Cyran should be the boss‘.

Lou: You took a vote. And it was unanimous.

Tilly: Then you made him a little plaque that said ’Boss of Us‘ and put little sparkles on it.

Mystall: ...Valid points

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Yakko, after saving Cyran's life: Are you alright?

Cyran: Yeah, i think so.

Yakko: WELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

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Cyran: That's definitely not true.

Mystall: Of course it is. I read it on Wikipedia

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Yakko: Cyran

Cyran: What?

Yakko: You kicked me in your sleep.

Cyran: Who said I was asleep?

Yakko: . . .

[ Yakko: *grabs a knife* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Cyran: *runs away* I WAS ASPLEEP, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME ]

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Pant: Can I have one more candy?

Cyran: What did Yakko say?

Pant: He said no.

Cyran: Then why would I let you?

Pant: He's not the boss of you

Cyran, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a tra-

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Cyran: You know Yakko will never agree to this plan.

Tilly: Sure he will!

Cyran: I've already asked him three times, he won't do it.

Tilly: Let me try

Tilly: *walks up to Yakko* Can we-

Yakko: Yes.

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Yakko: Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?

Tilly: Yes

Yakko: What if I just break his nose a little?

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Cyran: She's crying. What do I do?

Yakko: Go comfort her.

Cyran: How do I do that?

Yakko: Start with hugs.

Cyran: With what?

Yakko: . . .

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Mystall: Do we need wine?

Lou: No, I need wine. You need to put your pants back on.

Mystall: But life is so freeing without them.

Lou: Pants on. Now.

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Cyran: I'm taller

Mystall: I'm cuter

Cyran: That's not even-

Mystall: People prefer dogs not giraffes

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get over it, little boy