Melvin Is Savage

I'm an 18 year old guy trying to get by life either writing poetry or spitting raps.

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[mooglemain]

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

[meowsatan-deactivated20180320]

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

[nothidaya-deactivated20221230]

😂😂😂

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[typicaltaurus-deactivated201609]

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

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[usingtimewisely]

I think about this joke a lot.

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[blackshole-deactivated20171116]

Basically

[dvnnyj]

[5-v-deactivated20170824]

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

[wakachewbacca-deactivated201302]

DYING RIGHT NOW

[damn-that-smile]

gem

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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[animal-factbook]

Golden Retrievers are known to be masters of disguise. This one here is subtly blending into the carpet to assert his dominance over the floor.

( fightiingdragons )

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

ah yes. it must be so difficult. so much pressure to cast a Chinese actress to play a Chinese character who saved all of China.

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[a-wolf-by-any-other-name]

  How do you even melt a tomato?

[a-wolf-by-any-other-name]

I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.

[anslehsaurusrex-deactivated2019]

PLEASE DONT SCROLL PAST THIS. I know it’s not “the type of aesthetic your blog needs” but I really need help right now. As some of you know, my mother is no mother. I know I’ve posted plenty of novel sized rants about her on here before but she’s really outdone herself this time. She’s an alcoholic. Pops pain pills like candy. Drives around drunk and stoned out of her mind with my little sister in the car. Swallowed an entire bottle of trazadone, climbed into my little sisters bed and said “I’m just going to die here.” She was nine years old. She was put under psychiatric evaluation for E I G H T D A Y S S T R A I G H T because even the doctors knew she wasn’t fit to be around Chloe anymore. The department of family and children services has been involved since that night and it is literally ON PAPER that Chloe is to not be left alone with her for A N Y reason. DFACs HELPED MY STEP FATHER BASICALLY RUN AWAY WITH MY LITTLE SISTER BECAUSE OF HOW TOXIC MY MOTHER IS. My older sister and I were removed from her care when I was THREE W E E K S OLD. last week, my mother managed to get in front of a judge, didn’t notify any defending parties (me, my stepdad, dfacs, ANY of my family). She was the only person testifying in a case against her. She convinced the judge that my step father was dangerous. That Chloe was homeless and starving. The police showed up at my stepdads house and TOOK my little sister (who was screaming and crying and telling the officers she did not want to go with my mother) and put. Her. In. My. Mothers. Car. To. Take. Back. To. Her. New. Fuckboys. House. That. Is. 6. Hours. Away. From. Her. Father. I tried to call and talk to Chloe right after it happened. My mother wouldn’t answer the phone. I messaged her on Facebook asking to speak to Chloe. This was her reply. There is a court date set for May 5th. My stepfather and I are trying to raise money for a lawyer in that short amount of time. He’s set up a gofundme page (link at the end) where anyone willing to help can donate. Even if you can’t donate, a simple reblog or share on Facebook would be so very greatly appreciated. Please help me bring my little sister home. She’s not safe and I’m fucking terrified. http://dm2.gofund.me/snbghk

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

Californians: we got in n out 

me: we got water

[sandandglass]

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

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[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

What kind of airline promotes this

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[animal-factbook]

The U.S. Senate current has a bill on the floor for debate regarding the use of corgis as life guards in public swimming pools. There has been an immense amount of oppositions from concerned life guards fearing that they might lose their jobs to furry animals that can do their jobs 10x better.