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[trapcard]

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[savagecannibal-blog]

me: i love slow burn ships

me:

me:

me: why can't these two be together already

[shimmerthighs]

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

[evanslaugh]

“When I began wrestling, I wanted to mostly do it for girls and women, to encourage them to be strong and confident women and let them know that they can do anything. And then it ended up being an incredible physical ability. And most people don’t know that behind the scenes, there was a whole lot of men that rallied behind me to really teach me. But it wasn’t many years until girls began coming around and saying, ‘Chyna, I love you’ or ‘Chyna, you gave me the strength to do this’ or ‘Not to take that abuse from my husband’ or ‘I can go for whatever I want to do’. And that is what makes me feel the best in the world.” - Chyna (December 27th, 1970 - April 20th, 2016)

[unethnics-deactivated20191114]

i actually have a really good fashion sense, i just have no money 

[valeriyayastrebova-blog]

[blondiepoison]

I really care about this character — she’s like my best friend, my other half. I worry for Sansa because she’s a real person to me. I’m constantly saying to David and Dan [Benioff and Weiss, the show’s creators], ‘What’s going to happen to her? You have to tell me!’ I almost think about her more than I do myself. It’s like a split personality. Sometimes I slip into her by mistake. - Sophie Turner by Dima Hohlov for The EDIT Magazine / NET-A-PORTER.com (May 2016)

[linda-belcher]

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[lulucute-deactivated20181209]

The “always sweet and nice but will become the most aggressive and violent person if you come for their beliefs and ideas.”

PISCES, CANCER, GEMINI, AQUARIUS, ARIES, LEO 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via dog_rates)

[savagecannibal-blog]

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Rooney and Kate Mara visit abandoned chimpanzees in Liberia. (x)

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[savagecannibal-blog]

Things are quite good between me and Fiona. You expressed some concern last night. I would allow, however, that the mechanics of the relationship have, left me in something of a mood of late. We've been taking things slow. It's been challenging. I've not been “exclusive” for quite some time. For the last few years, sex has been, a calisthenic performed with like-minded individuals. I can't, of course, commit to Fiona and keep up my exercise regimen, so it's fallen away. Yes, it's been 47 days since my last act of sexual congress. Fiona's... special, so I've decided to make a special effort. I actually did some research on relationships with individuals on the spectrum, talked to some experts in the field.