Greetings and Salutations

Paul / 28/ Brisbane

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[yossyislandd]

momma didn't raise no pervert i got that on my journey of self discovery

[girljeremystrong]

booty shorts that say ASK ME ABOUT THE BOOK I'M READING on the ass

[depsidase]

[arizona-green-tea-absolutist]

Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"

[arizona-green-tea-absolutist]

Women will date a homeless musician and say "men don't wash their ass"

[cherryflavourscumbag]

palaeontologists will date a fossil and say “i’d hazard a guess at late Cenozoic period”

[milfmoder]

Her wise counsel has me going ohhhhhh and I see. Plus her ass is fat as hell.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[amberjacket]

This book is a Baroque painting

[litepla]

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

[chandravess]

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[only-alter-idem]

look . i want to read the locked tomb trilogy. but every post i see about it confuses me more. like i’ll see a post waxing poetic about a space lesbian sci-fi apocalypse and then the next post will be about a guy called john remembering pizza he ate or something. the fourth book is coming out but everyone still calls it a trilogy. why are they skeletons.

[only-alter-idem]

all the other guests: omg don’t turn around but that creepy Ninth nun who took a vow of silence is right behind you! she beat magnus in a sword fight in five seconds. i made eye contact with her yesterday eeek she’s got so much wisdom hidden in those eyes

gideon, wandering around in circles: what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going on where is harrow where is haRROW WHERE IS HARROW

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[bloodraven55]

god i love her so much