Savannah Kelsea

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I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!

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Logic

[thegoodvybe]

[animalsnaps]

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you

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[dragondicks]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

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i still havent gotten over this post

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consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

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Sources?

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Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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more pls!!!

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[eazyeri]

[bob-belcher]

Video: When Cats Play Pokémon Go

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US Government: *invests millions of dollars and time and research into countless programs desperately trying to get kids more active*

Pokemon Go:

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going outside to detach yourself from reality in search of pokemon is not being active.

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Bitch if the body movin you active

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i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

[yxng-pvpi]

true