Oncle Papa

21+ previously funny, temporarily disenchanted . He/They.

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The cowries have spoken. ABEG, let there be speedy manifestation of destiny. Shit has to shake like shekere this year.

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One thing I will never hesitate to do is bring up what was signed on the contract. I’m not a dunce and I miss being unemployed #tryme

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And when I did the tarot reading for work at the bottom of the deck was the 10 of cups.

‘I know my worth’

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One thing I will never hesitate to do is bring up what was signed on the contract. I’m not a dunce and I miss being unemployed #tryme

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manager was being annoying and patronising because me not working on contractual holidays is causing her to question my dedication to ‘impact’ how about you fucking dedicate yourself to impacting my finances in a more meaningful manner, the fuck?

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headphones that loserwithbigdick gave me in 2022 just broke how the FUCK am I supposed to Kelela?

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Thank you ashwaganda for making my brain smooth like kaba 🙏🏾🙏🏾📿

Summer of eating every fruit going well if I do say so myself.

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My summer of eating every fruit: Mandingo cola

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Found a story I started on wattpad 10 years ago. I am cringe but I am SO FREEEE

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Furiously scouring google trying to find this image because Target stopped carrying spicy salsa or guac

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tackling Monday with good breakfast, Vajrasattva mantra and ashwaganda coffee: the evil MUST be defeated.

Real talk I feel it blasting all the stressful thoughts in my brain

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Thank you ashwaganda for making my brain smooth like kaba 🙏🏾🙏🏾📿

Summer of eating every fruit going well if I do say so myself.

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Pretending I’m ok but I actually need to do enough ket to make me forget I listened to Greep’s The New Sound, so I can listen to it again, as if for the first time.

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I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

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Meetings with my boss who prefaces their instructions with 3 riddles and a mini lecture about something unrelated.

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If my life were to be a movie it better fucking make this list.

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Dry my clay Mancala board baby

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To be ceramic monkey at Saine Studio

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CHEESEFRUIT???

In Africa most herbs/fruit can actually be classified into-fertility boosting or libido boosting, we are tooo obsessed with procreation for women and then sexual performance for men.

What if i just want to eat this fruit bc it fucking reeks??

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Zimbabwe Akashinga Rangers, all-women anti-poaching unit