"Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters."

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[just-shower-thoughts]

20 bucks is just an adult dollar

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite Shrek being about accepting oneself for who you are, it teaches kids a harsh but realistic message that no matter how good your personality is you’ll probably end up with somebody with similar looks to you.

[butchscientist]

ppl at dinner table: *start talking about lgbt people in any way* me: wow my food is so interesting. it’s so tasty and interesting looking. look at that, i’m going to inspect my plate more closely. this food is so good i can’t even pay attention to the conversation that is going on. i need to go look at my fork. look at how interesting my f

[jaeminswifey-remade]

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[gothlovingoth]

This website sure does love to set up wlw and mlm against each other… We’re friends, we’re siblings, we’re in this together, reblog if you’re a mlm who supports wlw or if you’re a wlw who supports mlm

[ulibeanzz]

happy friday the 13th yall! just some reminders:

be sure to mind cracks in the side walk (only organic ones matter, the straight separating lines dont count) 

black cats are tremendously lucky, but you should be kind to one just for the hell of it

dont look in mirrors today. 

if you see ladders obstructing walkways, going underneath it is indeed passing through a portal  but it just leads to a separate dimension where everything is the same except a lot more people have been named Frank. Don’t recommend. just walk around it

Don’t make eye contact with the suspiciously normal looking people manning said ladders. theyre Franks. 

be sure to make your midday tea and stir counter clockwise with a knife 

usually youd have to catch a spider in your home and release it outdoors in order to receive a free answer to any question, but today all spiders will give free answers to questions you didnt know you had, but in obnoxious riddles, and it’s more hassle than its worth. avoid

it is perfectly valid to levitate in your room for 10 hours while shouting ancient hymns in an unrecognizable language and then pass out and not remember any of it. you are valid 

say hello to any ghost or ghoul you see today! its only polite

however, if you see a doppleganger of yourself, you must follow it, but from a distance. dont let it disappear from your sights before youve had a chance to spot the one difference between you and it and please do remember that slight changes in hair length is usually just the wind moving it in a strange way.

if your doppleganger approaches you, then you’re the doppleganger this year. run

 if you happen to catch a glimpse of your reflection and the movement seems off, dont panic! the system will be lagging a bit, nothing serious 

candy will be extra sweet today so if you’re into that then by all means 

ok keep it sexy, keep it classy, and most of all have fun 

[ayoung-gaia]

Please read this all the way

[no-chill-at-all]

[doujinshi]

me

[drdelphinecormigay]

There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it

[drdelphinecormigay]

Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies

[savedbythequeers]

i found this in my drafts. lmao

[alduinlovesyou]

What are you, the hot sauce police?

So I like hot stuff. I’m not like, a dick about it. I don’t brag because there are people out there that can handle waaaay hotter foods than me. It’s not a competition. So I’m at Tijuana Flats, a “mexican” food restaurant chain famous for their hot sauce bar. All in all, what they put out on the bar isn’t the spiciest stuff in the world, but you’ll find some delicious gems in there. I immediately look at whatever is marked black as hottest for the day (they change them) and immediately go to pump some into the little paper containers provided when… “Whooaaa, sweetheart you don’t want to do that,” I turned around and there’s this skinny guy in jeans and a logo polo. There’s another dude wearing the same shirt, so they must have come here from some sad IT job. I’m a little taken aback at this dude’s presumption that I am ignorant to what I’m doing, but I blow it off. ”Nah, man, it’s got the black label, I haven’t tried this one yet.” ”Are you sure? It’s really spicy.”  ”I’m pretty sure dude.” ”I don’t think you should, because it was a bit much for me.” At this point I’m feeling patronized. I stare at him.  “It’s fine. Really.” “Oooookay,” He says in this exasperated, don’t-say-I-didn’t-warn-you kind of voice. I get my hot sauce and sit down. Food arrives, I taste it with a chip first to test. It’s super sweet, actually. I dump the whole thing on my taco. I don’t know if he’s watching.  I go up to the counter and ask the manager to ring me up a bottle of the sauce to take home. It was pretty delicious! Manager says he’ll bring it to my table. They bring it, I pay, and the server asks if I’m into hot sauces - of course I say yes. Hot Sauce Police is now watching. She brings me an assortment of sauces they do not serve at the bar because of liability reasons. One of them was rated at 1.5 million Scoville units. I bought all of them, signing the credit card slip as he watches.

I finished my meal. Then I looked right at him and licked the fucking paper container when I was done.

[alduinlovesyou]

It’s the two year anniversary of the incident.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT, SON”

- This woman, not letting others tell her what her own Hot Sauce Limits are

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

[allvictorious-blog]

Can someone send me $25 so I can get some food that I can eat?

PayPal.me/thetrick123

Because I’m on vacation with people that bitch about not having money to do things but then waste $40 to get their fucking hair done but don’t want to get food I can eat.

Or please share this. Anything helps. Please

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[allvictorious-blog]

Hey guys. So I posted this over at my old rp blog, but I’m not even sure it shows up in the tags considering I accidentally made it that it was NSFW or whatever. But if anyone could please donate $5 to my paypal so I can buy milk to actually make dinner for my brother and I tonight, I would be forever grateful. 

   Thank you so much in advance! 

                              p.s. if you’re an rp blog and you donate, come talk to me about me maybe editing you some rp icons for any character of your choosing. It won’t be many, as I normally only do between 20-50 icons, but I can try to do more than that if possible. 

And if you can’t donate, reblogging this would be helpful as well!

[confessionsfromatvaddict]

I adore the romantic trope of “whatever universe, my soul will find you.”

[exadorlion]

@limpblotter

[05am]

[blk-barbie]

oh jeez there’s my heart