Savedude

I'm Josh eat a fat one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[itb-me-deactivated20160811]

[fukfeedamateurs]

Ahh college….good times lol

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[shitpostbot5k]

[shitpostbot5k]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[lightlybow]

When you deal with mental illness it becomes painfully obvious that “How are you” is a greeting rather than an actual inquiry into your well-being, so the first one is a canned response but the second one gets real

[thezealotsblindfold]

[pornandprettybitches20]

[xxxsexxx]

🔞

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you close one eye, you see nothing through that eye (not even black). But when you close both eyes, you see black

[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

[violetsblossom-deactivated20190]

Clingy boys/girls are amazing. Like, yes sit on my lap and beg me not to go, pout and make me cuddle you all night, kiss at my neck to get my full attention…. Doing any of those will make me go crazy lmao.

[henkasuru-deactivated20260113]

Have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

[therelatableimages]

[wormspeddler]

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thank you for sharing your story

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

rub her clit and tell her to hold fucking still

[mmmgrayons]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If spiderman bit a man and he inherited spiderman’s powers, he would be spidermanman

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know how your body increases in temperature to destroy viruses? Maybe the earth is doing the same thing.