KISS ME TONIGHT FOR TOMORROW I'LL BE GONE...

Amanda. 20. Miami.

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I love that insurance policies always say “accidental death and dismemberment” instead of “or dismemberment.” They’re like “oh. trust us. it’ll be both.”

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me, dying of the flu: oh no…..my family will get nothing…

the nurse at my bedside, removing a hatchet from her scrubs: don’t worry

me: th…thank you

[monddayblues]

[xihatiancai]

Some legends are told

Some turn to dust or to gold

But you will remember me

Remember me for centuries

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Photo Finish,2003

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My favorite video right now

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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

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im laughign remember when i made this post

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[shencomix]

We go forward.

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This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

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[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[hatin]

[acidholic]

“He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking.”

— Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via goodreadss) follow us here for a constant trip

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