I Wing My Eyeliner And My Life

I basically just talk about bands and I'm 18 and really gay She/her pronouns

[camojacketfrank]

Desolation Row (x)

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gildedgryphon]

That feel when it’s 40°C (104°F) outside and you’re a bird who can’t sweat. Big tubs of ice help a little, though.

[justbirdpoop]

omg… you don’t understand how happy this video made me

[garfstar]

bubbline: kiss

me, who hasnt watched adventure time in 3 years but is willing to die for my wlw:

[unclefather]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this

[mimikyu-chwan]

[menheraangel]

[sonic-the-hedgehog-official-dea]

bitches gotta learn to close their damn mouths when they breathing all over my fucking screen

[sterlingthorne-art-deactivated2]

Dude, use some damn spray.

[twoofcups]

marvel is cowardly and homophobic, and will continue to be cowardly and homophobic until they use an ABBA song for a fight sequence.

[theboredbaptist]

…… explain please

[twoofcups]

no.

[ridleydaisy]

Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cnematic. Yes, it is.

[ithelpstodream]

[legitimatelala]

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING THANK YOU

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

[shadymusicfacts]

Beyoncé once narrated a documentary about Britney Spears.

[tiredstripper]

Reblogging this will give you double good luck