Fastest Man Alive

RP Blog for Barry Allen, the Flash CW canon, with elements from comic and animation Independent, Semi-Selective, OC and crossover friendly

[savingpeopleinaflash]

[I stg if the CW gave us the fucking twins after I got too mad to keep watching I’m gonna be pissed]

[screechthemighty]

@The CW:

I understand. You found paradise in America. You had good marketing, the fans protected you, and there was lots of money. You didn’t need a viewer like me. But now you come to me and you say, “Screech, watch this crossover.” But you don’t ask me with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think about the moral ramifications of what you’ve done. Instead, you come into my house, on the day my children are to be married, and ask me to watch your N*zi fanfiction.

[musesthroughtheages]

Do you like bugs? Birds? Gay scientists? Immortals? Dead people? People who kill people? Dead people who kill people?

Then come to musesthroughtheages, where we have all these and more!

[musesthroughthearchive-blog]

[Heyoooo official moving post! I will be over here forever now!]

[allisonargntsarchive]

[tampcr]

what i’m thinking when i like your post even though no part of it applies to me

[hopeful-hugz]

Because Halloween is tomorrow, I thought I should put this out there for blogs who have trick-or-treating muses.

Yes! You are allowed to have your muse trick-or-treat at this blog!

My muse(s) will be giving out treats for other muses and you are more than welcome to take advantage of that. 

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog this if your muse likes kids.

[savingpeopleinaflash]

[Me for most of this week’s episode: -running around the house yelling excitedly-

Me during the last thirty seconds: -trips over the coffee table- wait what the fuck did you just say]

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

Reblog if your muse has a positive relationship with their father

Mine can’t be the only one, right?

[savingpeopleinaflash]

[Spoilery theory behind the cut

SO THAT WAS DEFINITELY BARRY EXPERIENCING ALL OF HIS TIMELINE AT ONCE, RIGHT? RIGHT????

“WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE DIAPERS”

GIVE. ME. THE TWINS.

also like in general, I don’t know how I’d roleplay Beautiful-Mind-Barry, but if I can figure that out I’ll be up for threads]

[savingpeopleinaflash]

[This house is bitchin’]

[savingpeopleinaflash]

[Tonight I finally get to see what they’ve DONE TO BARRY THIS TIME...]

[for-pete-sake-memes]

💀 Reblog if your muse is deadly

[angelvia-deactivated20200210]

tag your halloween alignment

lawful halloween: buys tons of candy for the kids, drinks pumpkin spice lattes, cute autumn aesthetics, knows every line to hocus pocus

true halloween: watches nothing but horror movies, reblogs all the halloween posts, has more than one costume planned, doesn’t give a fuck about the candy

chaotic halloween: lights a pile of ouija boards on fire, WE DID THE MA ASH WA E DI D THE MOSNT ERH MASH,tHe mOnSTER maSH, IT WAS A GRAVEYA R D S MA SH!! !

[justholybranches]

@savingpeopleinaflash

“Who does your suit? Because the friction you generate when you run must be crazy. The reinforcements on the shoes alone…I didn’t know that Mike knew you.” Melvin had been thinking that the entire conversation. He just couldn’t hold back asking. “How’d that happen?”

[savingpeopleinaflash]

“Uh, my friend does it. At a lab. It was supposed to be for firefighters, originally, so it’s like super heat resistant, which is definitely awesome.” So this was the guy who made Matt’s suit? By himself? That was pretty cool. Well, Cisco’s way was cool too, but he had the entirety of STAR Labs to work with. Melvin essentially had a tricked-out garage. “You mean how’d I meet him? You know...superhero stuff...I was checking out vigilante reports in other places, basically, and we ran into each other.”

[savingpeopleinaflash]

justholybranches:

“Yeah! Yeah, you’re the Flash! You’re super cool. Hey, uh, is it okay if I ask a few questions? Because I’ve always wondered, you know, with all that running, you must go through a lot of shoes…”

Stupid! Stupid, stupid, “you must go through a lot of shoes”, good job, Peter.

“Unless you don’t. Because they’re like…super-shoes.”

That was worse.

“My...shoes?” Barry glanced down. “I mean...they are kinda super shoes? They’re made so they don’t wear out as fast and they resist building up heat from friction, which, trust me, is really handy. Ordinary shoes, though? Yeah, they, uh, don’t tend to last long.”

Since weird questions didn’t seem to off the table, he decided to ask some of his own. “So wait, how does the spider thing work? Like...why Spider-man?” 

Please not something like King Shark.

[storiestotell-a-deactivated2023]

                                         all this and more!