Baby d

I'm Sarah and I don't know what I'm doing

[youtreau]

Joseph’s Machines

[unclefather]

i AM crying and so are YOU

[badtthew]

same energy

[trynsave]

[topherchris]

[clickholeofficial]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[lonelymountainson]

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

me when i get off a rollercoaster

[thefoxconfessor]

mom snapped!!!

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Still think my fave greentext story is “I will remember this some day”

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[nvclearbomb]

Fuck lmao

[threehundreddollars]

i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was

[maaarine]

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MY HEART

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#if this doesn’t hammer home that coming out is a constant thing i don’t know what will#but also #my heart is in bloom (via @fille-lioncelle)

[veeranger]

real gamers want to fuck peach and bowser 

[swoodthis]

No we don’t, what the hell?

[kylejos-deactivated20180222]

Boys, we found a Fake Gamer!

[swoodthis]

Please enlighten me on how not obsessing over orgy fanfiction makes me less of a gamer. You’re probably kidding, and I hope you are, but now the time for me to say it.

WANTING TO FUCK A GAME’S CHARACTERS DOESNT MAKE YOU A BIGGER, BETTER OR MORE CREDIBLE FAN.

[veeranger]

[fageleh]

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[memeculture69]