Wake up slow

I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I'm sure

[crowleyswobblyleg]

I feel like this plays in Crowley’s head on a loop

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dorian Gray jokes never get old.

[kogami]

scrolled past and then angrily scrolled back up 

[outtagum]

WATCH: Some of TV’s best fake doctors are back to get you to see a real doctor 

[saysomething-stupid]

1993

[bloodydifficult]

[killernavas]

college

[hejibits]

Sometimes I use comics as a coping mechanism for my own social blunders

[saysomething-stupid]

Entrañas entrañables (at Tour Eiffel)

[saysomething-stupid]

Budapest me eleva los espíritus (at Buda Castle)

[saysomething-stupid]

Esquimals al Danubi (at Budapest, Hungary)

[saysomething-stupid]

Wellcome to the Hogwarts Express (croatian version)

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[saysomething-stupid]

Atrapades a Dubrovnik #literalment #nohihaestaciodetren (at Old City in Dubrovnik)

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m cackling

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[hirxeth]

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) dir. Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris

[afrolatine-remade-deactivated20]

i can’t believe serena williams invented sports

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all