Sborb: Delta Release

The ongoing homestuck fanventure of a boy and his five friends' journeys in Sborb: Delta Release.

[sborb]

**MOVING**

**Sborb is moving to mspfanventures.com. This will remain as a QNA blog or whatever becomes of it. Specifically here: http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7806&p=1**

[sborb]

**AUTHORS NOTE: THE FIRST ONE**

**I am too tired to do all of the HTML coding for Pesterlogs right now. I am probably going to upload the rest of Act 1 tomorrow. Yeah, A1 is already done, good for me. If you want to submit commands for Act 2, go ahead and send me an ask. Goodnight, folks. -Irocal**

[sborb]

Scot: Play CD Using Computer.

You are currently too busy being Pestered by your friend on your computer, to play the Atrocious CD.

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Scot: Play CD.

You wish you could... Actually, no you don’t. Regardless, your DVD Player is broken, so you cannot look at the undoubtedly atrocious CD right now.

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Scot: Smash your head against the wall until strawberry jam squirts from your nostrils.

You refuse to break your nose at this point in time. Instead, you choose to examine your room.

It is indeed a room. Not too small, not too big. Just right. It is sparsely covered in crooked GAMING and MOVIE POSTERS. Your trusty SKULL, Wilson sits on your dresser. What ever would you do without Wilson? He has been there for you ever since you can remember.. Well, not really. You got Wilson on your ELEVENTH BIRTHDAY, as a CLEVER GIFT from your uncle. Wilson often SPEAKS to you, in which he calls your plan retarded or something. Wilson isn’t the most helpful of your FRIENDS, but he is your CLOSEST. Also on your desk is your SHITTY COMPUTER with its SHITERNET. However, you mostly use your SLIGHTLY LESS SHITTY PHONE, which you call PHONEBOT. He is setup with his own CHUMDROID account. His account of course being the very clever phoneBot. You like to picture that he is quite the SMART-ASS and a JERK-FACE, and that enjoys HITTING ON YOUR FRIENDS.

Back to your room, you have a BOOKSHELF, with many COMICS and TEXTBOOKS, all of which you peruse regularly. You do not own a television, as it is filled with VAPID PROGRAMMING that teaches you nothing but how to be a stupid fuck. You cannot stand HUMAN STUPIDITY in general. You used to believe that you were NOT OF EARTHLY ORIGIN, sent from the COSMOS to breathe life into the Earth. However, you quickly realised that you are in fact just a mundane human. Just like ALL HUMANS.

Your tangents are starting to bother even yourself. The shelf is also FILLED with GAMES and GAMING ACCESSORIES, along with a few HACKING and MODDING GUIDES. Your favourite SCRIPTING LANGUAGE being +hest, because of its easy to use GUI, and its odd, colourful appearance. It also came with an odd CD. You haven’t yet played it, but you dread what it contains...

  With your newly found knowledge about your room, what will you do?

[sborb]

===> Re-Enter Name.

That is a fine name. You are Scot Elliot, a young WRITER and a CYNIC. Your pessimistic view of life has given you INSIGHT on various topics, such as PHILOSOPHY, the SCIENCES, and POLITICS. Although they do not come up in casual conversation, you are quite the thinker. You enjoy LINGUISTICS, and because of this, you enjoy thinking up new words. Most of these words are CLEVER INSULTS, which you will gladly throw at those who INSULT YOUR CLEVER MIND. You also read VARIOUS COMIC BOOKS, Deadpool being your favourite of them. Your NEWEST INTEREST is creating VIDEO GAMES, which you used to play quite a bit of. Recently, you have been too busy CHATTING with your NEW-FOUND FRIENDS, to really bother with them. Whether out of IRONY, or because you DESPISE YOURSELF, you used to wear a grey fedora.

  In your house with you, there is usually your UNCLE, but he has GONE OUT, probably to go and SNOOP ON PEOPLE’S CONVERSATIONS. He’s weird that way. You never understood his need for FINDING OUT THE LATEST GOSSIP on POLITICIANS and such. Despite your interest in politics, the whole CONSPIRACY thing never struck your fancy. He did bring you up to USE YOUR MIND, so you can’t say much bad about him. He often RANTS at you, which you find quite INTERESTING, as it tells you more about the world. You live in your house out on the WEST-COAST of CANADA. Such a wonderful place it is. You use PESTERCHUM to talk to your NEW-FOUND FRIENDS. Your chumhandle is fedoraMaster. With your newly found knowledge, what will you do?

[sborb]

===> Enter Name.

How childish. Please, try again.

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===> Start Adventure.

A young man stands in his room. Although it was fifteen years ago this day that he was born, it will be only today that he is given a name. Now tell me, what is this young gentleman’s fine name?