Freechamp, who does what: Who is big spoon? Who is the cook? Who yells when the other doesn't change the toilet roll? Who is the one who tells everyone everything their partner has ever done? Who gets dragged places they don't wanna go? How do they get what they want? How do they show how much they love each other? Where's the weirdest place they were intimate? Where were they first intimate? Who was the first to find out about Freechamp? How did they confess? How do they tease each other? xx
Connie usually, but as they’re the same height when Connie sheds her heels it alternates. Big spoon is usually the person comforting the other when they’ve had a bad shift or things get on top of them.
Connie, I have this head cannon that Rita really can’t cook but Connie is (in Rita’s words) Masterchef standard so she does all the cooking, in fear that Rita may burn down the house.
WHO YELLS WHEN THE OTHER DOESN’T CHANGE THE TOILET ROLL?
Rita, she really hates finding no toilet roll when she needs it, and despite Connie’s neat office she’s actually a really untidy person. Sometimes Connie does it deliberately just to tease her.
WHO IS THE ONE WHO TELLS EVERYONE EVERYTHING THEIR PARTNER HAD EVER DONE?
Rita, but no-one ever believes a word she says because the Connie she knows is so different to the Connie at work. Sometimes even photographic evidence isn’t enough. Connie only chatters incesently about Rita during her monthly catch ups with Elliot.
WHO GETS DRAGGED PLACES THEY DON’T WANNA GO?
Both, Rita gets dragged heel shopping a lot, Connie gets dragged to the cinema to see the latest Marvel film.
HOW DO THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT?
Rita bats her eyelids and pouts a little (Connie just can’t resist those cute brown eyes). Connie puts things that Rita wants on high shelves until Rita gives in.
HOW DO THEY SHOW HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER?
Rita leaves flower bouqets on her desk, and buys her coffee (from the Starbucks down the road, not the canteen in the hospital). Connie is more subtle, and likes to brush past her on the corridor, and slip love notes into her patient files.
WHERE IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE THEY’RE INTIMATE?
That one time in the Primark dressing rooms when things got a bit out of hand…
WHERE WERE THEY FIRST INTIMATE?
Accidently when Rita tripped over and Connie accidently grabbed her boob trying to catch her.
Deliberately after Rita finally convinced her to go to the pub after work with her.
WHO WAS THE FIRST TO FIND OUT ABOUT FREECHAMP?
Dixie, she caught them kissing in Rita’s office.
Connie made a big deal out of it with rose petals on the bed and scented candles, and then ruined the moment with a sneezing fit. Rita laughed at her and “I love you” slipped out. Connie is a little annoyed that things didn’t go as planned, but Rita’s laugh is too cute to stay mad.
HOW DO THEY TEASE EACH OTHER?
Connie hides things in high places and brushes past her intimately “accidently” at the most inappropriate moments.
Rita rearranges Connie’s desk and puts photos of Connie in her giraffe onesie on the staffroom notice board.
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