imagine you show up to work for the day and you are literally just trying to do your job, asking the weird couple plugging their own shit into your company test computer if they need help and then they are disgustingly heterosexual about getting married and using a public computer to browse honeymoon destinations in NEW JERSEY and you’re trying to be friendly but you accidentally flirt with the husband on the clock and also they are captain america and the black widow so then the mall gets stormed by a tac team. happened to my good friend aaron from the apple store.


















