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ROBOT MONSTER is proof that confidence can survive absolutely anything.

Someone looked at a gorilla suit, a diving helmet, and almost no budget, then said, “Yep… that’s the alien.”

Against all logic, they finished the movie.

Against all logic, people still watch it.

Against all logic… it’s kind of amazing.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYZvnp54lW0

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THE THING WITH TWO HEADS feels like someone won a bet in a Hollywood writers’ room.

A dying surgeon. A death-row inmate. One body. Two heads. Zero concern for how absolutely bonkers the whole thing sounds.

Some movies age gracefully.

This one drove straight through the guardrail—and that’s exactly why cult movie fans still remember it.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQF_bS2sbk

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GARGOYLES feels like someone found a forgotten TV movie, gave Stan Winston a box of monster makeup, pointed at the New Mexico desert, and said, “Do your thing.”

The result is somehow creepy, cheesy, ambitious, and incredibly entertaining all at once.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FagzHobaNZ8

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THE UNSEEN starts with a simple mistake: accepting a free room from people who absolutely look like they shouldn’t have a basement.

Barbara Bach, Stephen Furst, creepy hosts, and one of the most uncomfortable houseguests in cult horror history. It’s weird, unsettling, and exactly the kind of forgotten horror gem that belongs on 5 Minute Drive-In.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVFZcoYggJc

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THE MEDUSA TOUCH asks an important question:

What if the world’s grumpiest man could level buildings just by having an especially bad afternoon?

Richard Burton spends the entire movie looking personally offended by existence, and somehow that becomes everyone’s problem.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPAKApdAcxM

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THE MEDUSA TOUCH is what happens when Richard Burton gets psychic powers and immediately makes it everyone else’s problem.

It’s gloomy, theatrical, weirdly intense, and full of 1978 disaster-horror dread.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6JgPfoKjAY

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THE MEDUSA TOUCH is 1978 supernatural doom with Richard Burton staring like he can wreck your whole day with one thought.

Psychic horror, disaster energy, and grim old-movie weirdness.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9-Y7LGQ7Ds

#The Medusa Touch #Richard Burton #cult movies #70s horror #5 Minute Drive In

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HERO AND THE TERROR is what happens when an 80s thriller decides the best solution to fear, trauma, and serial-killer panic is probably Chuck Norris looking concerned and then kicking something.

There’s darkness, danger, bad dialogue, and enough serious-faced nonsense to make suspense file for worker’s comp.

Is it good? Let’s not make eye contact with that question.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In bad-movie material? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWIlezzQULQ

#Hero and the Terror #Hero and the Terror 1988 #Chuck Norris #bad movies #cult movies #80s movies #thriller movies #action movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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SAVAGE STREETS is what happens when an 80s revenge movie decides subtlety is for cowards and lets Linda Blair go full street-justice mode.

There’s leather, rage, bad decisions, and enough drive-in sleaze to make good taste quietly lock the door.

Is it good? Not exactly.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In bad-movie material? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYqXZwrSYw

#Savage Streets #Savage Streets 1984 #Linda Blair #bad movies #cult movies #80s movies #revenge movies #exploitation movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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GARGOYLES is 1972 monster horror from a time when rubber wings, ancient evil, desert panic, and dramatic creature poses counted as a complete business plan.

There are claws, curses, bad decisions, and enough drive-in weirdness to make good taste quietly leave through the emergency exit.

Is it good? Let’s not insult the gargoyles.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In material? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bUZzAmK9jY

#Gargoyles #Gargoyles 1972 #bad movies #cult movies #monster movies #creature feature #horror movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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GARGOYLES is 1972 monster horror from a time when rubber wings, desert panic, and dramatic creature poses counted as a full cinematic strategy.

There are monsters, ancient evil, bad decisions, and enough drive-in weirdness to make good taste quietly leave the room.

Is it good? Let’s not insult the gargoyles.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In material? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UXHbMKiRdQ

#Gargoyles #Gargoyles 1972 #bad movies #cult movies #monster movies #creature feature #horror movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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MAUSOLEUM is what happens when a horror movie opens a family tomb, finds a demon problem, and then decides good taste should probably stay buried.

There’s cursed bloodline drama, supernatural weirdness, bad decisions, and enough drive-in horror trash to make a cemetery ask for privacy.

Is it good? Not exactly.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In material? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jN-AVl7cPs

#Mausoleum #bad movies #cult movies #horror movies #supernatural horror #demon movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is what happens when 80s action cinema finds a beach, a weapon, and absolutely no reason to behave like a normal movie.

There’s tropical danger, bad dialogue, explosions, and enough drive-in nonsense to make good taste file a complaint from another island.

Is it good? No.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In bad-movie paradise? Obviously.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzyRQyTXV5A

#Hard Ticket to Hawaii #Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987 #bad movies #cult movies #80s movies #action movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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FIREWALKER is what happens when 1986 looked at treasure-hunting adventure movies and said, “Sure, but what if Chuck Norris handled archaeology by punching it?”

There’s danger, ancient mystery, questionable dialogue, and enough bad-movie confidence to make Indiana Jones ask for legal distance.

Is it good? Let’s not ruin the mood.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In trash? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTY7N4ICGOs

#Firewalker #Firewalker 1986 #Chuck Norris #bad movies #cult movies #80s movies #action movies #adventure movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE BABY is a 1973 cult movie so strange it feels like it escaped from a locked filing cabinet marked “Do Not Explain.”

It’s creepy, uncomfortable, wildly questionable, and exactly the kind of bad-movie weirdness 5 Minute Drive-In was apparently cursed to preserve.

Is it good? No.

Is it unforgettable in a way that feels legally suspicious? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY31D5CtfL4

#The Baby #The Baby 1973 #bad movies #cult movies #70s movies #weird movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST is 1945 horror from back when a vampire could cause total chaos by looking pale, acting suspicious, and letting everyone else do the detective work badly.

There’s fog, doom, undead melodrama, and enough old-school bad-movie atmosphere to make a haunted house feel underdecorated.

Is it good? Let’s say it has historical courage.

Is it perfect 5 Minute Drive-In vampire weirdness? Absolutely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkYQjeMGhA

#The Vampire's Ghost #The Vampires Ghost #The Vampire's Ghost 1945 #bad movies #classic horror #vampire movies #cult movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn

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NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE is what happens when 1986 throws spies, rock-star villainy, bad action, and questionable fashion into a blender and calls it cinema.

Is it good? Absolutely not.

Is it the kind of beautiful bad-movie nonsense 5 Minute Drive-In exists to preserve? Completely.

Watch the short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkYt3n-j50Y

#Never Too Young to Die #Never Too Young to Die 1986 #bad movies #cult movies #80s movies #action movies #spy movies #drive in movies #b movies #5 Minute Drive In #5MinuteDriveIn