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@scaled-villain
Is it alright if I could pay you to go on a bar night? You could get whatever and Todo could get that 30 weight oil and I could pay you triple your usual rate, like you prefer.
Triple, eh? Ye wantin’ me drunk fer some reason?
I mean, you don't have to get drunk, you can save some of the money for other things 😉
So it’s comin’ out of my credits? Why not pay me and buy me a drink.
Didn’t know you were ssstarting an escort ssservice…
Would you risk traveling to a frozen tundra for a bounty that’s ranked high risk and high rewards?
Dependsss if @come-to-dengar can squeeze it into his busy sssschedule. I hate the cold but the idiot always had a light t’ssspare.
Are ya admittin’ ya need me for somethin’? What hell froze over, eh?
Guess it’s that frozen tundra, then. Ready when you are, boss—I mean, Bossk.
Yeah, food if shit goes sssouth.
That’sss what I like to hear.
Would you risk traveling to a frozen tundra for a bounty that’s ranked high risk and high rewards?
Dependsss if @come-to-dengar can squeeze it into his busy sssschedule. I hate the cold but the idiot always had a light t’ssspare.
You look like that one lizard dude from the Ginyu force named Burter. He's pretty fast too. He's also a blue noseless reptilian with red eyes and sharp teeth. Both you and him share names with dairy products as well. And both of you are quite tall.
Does it look like I care.
The sssorts of questionssss you’ve been getting lately, I would have shot on first sssyllable.
I heard lizard taste similar to chicken *looks at you with curious eyes*
Ksssssss, try it and I’ll crunch your face off.
Mr. Bane any tips for those who are starting out to be bounty hunters? And how good is the pay? Benefits? Free healthcare and dental? Anything? (School and a job so far haven’t worked and a girl’s gotta make a living so…. Yeah lol 😂/j)
Heh, ye sound like Aurra with dhat line. I'll tell ye, de pay's only as good as ye are at yer job.
Ye wanna tip? Never drink unless yer alone or with somebody. And dhat somebody better not be Hondo.
Don’t gamble with him either. Sssomehow always ended up with more cardssss then we ssstarted.
Gonna end up with less hands.
And ladies.
Didn’t’e steal that bird you were with, Bossk? Pretty one with tha red ‘air.
HsSSSSSsssSSsss
Mr. Bane any tips for those who are starting out to be bounty hunters? And how good is the pay? Benefits? Free healthcare and dental? Anything? (School and a job so far haven’t worked and a girl’s gotta make a living so…. Yeah lol 😂/j)
Heh, ye sound like Aurra with dhat line. I'll tell ye, de pay's only as good as ye are at yer job.
Ye wanna tip? Never drink unless yer alone or with somebody. And dhat somebody better not be Hondo.
Don’t gamble with him either. Sssomehow always ended up with more cardssss then we ssstarted.
Question: Bane, how do you stay motivated? Especially on those days where it feels like something just drained every single drop of energy and life from you?
Money.
CheerssSss to that.
Do you file your claws with a nail file or do you do the thing that cats do and scratch them on your equivalent to a scratch post to keep them sharp?
Aren't yoooou jussst the inquisSSssitive, little mind.
They naturally grow that way. But a little sssslash through bone and flesssh never hurt either.
Did you escape again after you got captured after your failed attempt to kidnap the chancellor? Did Eval even pay you at all?
'Course I escaped. Wound back up in prison with @scaled-villain and dhat no good brat Boba Fett who's too big fer his daddy's helmet.
Went along with dheir lame-brained scheme. Figured I might fly off inte de sunset, but dhey changed my mind fer a spell. Now I bet dhey wished dhey hadn't. *snorts*
And no, he didn't pay me! If I ever see dhat slimeball again, he’s gonna wish he’d never been born.
You can sssay that again.
I do love how these came out. and it is tempting me to create stop motion puppets of these two. I’ll just add them to the endless puppet list.
But for now. 🥺 Done.
I’d give ye a hand, but looks like ye already got one.
A-HA! Looook. At. Dat. Such talent! Beautiful! Magnificent! Puuuuure perfection!
Aaaand better den some booooring, stale, scale dried up blue lizard hand.
Dhey made both ours, dummy, or do ye need te get yer goggles cleaned.
Ksssksksksss. He’sss got the attention sssspan of a ssstarfruit.
[Image Description: Tag reading ‘nobody actually fucks a lizard’]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: That’s reassuring
Ksskskskssss. Never say never.
Meme image request. Please post an edited image of Cad Bane with Agent Adad from Netflix Ultraman for comparison of how they look alike with their appearances.
oh noooo. do not like. LOL. whyyyy anon, why. I had no idea of this man's existence and I was fine with that. LOL
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What de hell am I lookin' at.
I'm thinkin' a mirror. *Snickers*
While we’re on de subject, found yer lookalike.
HissSsssSsss-Consssider yourself lucky. I’m ssstil ssssipping on my sssccorcher.
It’sss a sssin to wasste booze.
Meme image request. Please post an edited image of Cad Bane with Agent Adad from Netflix Ultraman for comparison of how they look alike with their appearances.
oh noooo. do not like. LOL. whyyyy anon, why. I had no idea of this man's existence and I was fine with that. LOL
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What de hell am I lookin' at.
I'm thinkin' a mirror. *Snickers*
cad bane and his little robot? (i fucking love for them)
BANE AND TODO
THEYRE SO SILLY
Silly? What an unusual descriptor. We are anything but!
Wouldn't you agree, @bounty-hunter-cad-bane?
De only one silly here's ye.
Now, quit copyin' me! Glitchy droid...
It mussst be like lookin’ in a mirror. Big kriffin’ headsss and all.
Omg Thomas Thorne
@scaled-villain Nooooting would please me more.
AT-AT! But du not shoot et you oversized desert lizard.
Maybe I’ll shoot you.
I’d fear dat little threat more ef you had added some spice tu et, ah-ooh! Ha! Nu pun intended.
Threaten me with some teeth! Some claw! Your very questionable last date. Be creative, my dear!
That’sss why I like blastersss. Sstraight to the point…
day 1
hes so full of smoke :(
Better dhan bein’ fulla shit.
I would hope you don't get a lung disease from this
Why do ya think he’s got the breathing tubesSss?
Hsskhsskhssk…
