vesuvius

my name is pat

[scaleybark]

tumblr used to be so cool

do people still use it?

when I started I was in middle school and now I have a whole career

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[mgs3pe]

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[scaleybark]

[emptyg1rl]

me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

This is a blessed image

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Sons a fool for this lol

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[btvs]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

this is so extra i love it

[pettydavis]

making gays get out of bed before 12pm is an act of homophobic violence. this is why all jobs are inherently homophobic

[lecataste]

[gogomrbrown]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

RECLAIMING MY TIME 

[scaleybark]

this video is UNREAL. i'm LIVING for IT

[scaleybark]

My straight neighbor who loves me gave me his ukulele today so we are practically dating now.

[scaleybark]

ummmm pretty sure my straight neighbor is hitting on me 

but i’m into it so i guess we’ll see what happens 

[weavemama]