[ladyliftzz]

holyy the fear of lifting after a hiatus is unmatched

[scamlegend]

ğļöșșïèř in prog 🙏

[scamlegend]

yeah i never updated this because they made me reship.

[scamlegend]

has anyone had any recent success with êðïķťêď i saw some a few months ago but i’m just curious bc i’m king of loving their foldover yoga pants..

[the-elder-lifter]

truly nothing makes me feel wistful and nostalgic like seeing some teenager posting a giant mall haul. reminds me of being in a hot topic in 2015 with a purse full of f21 scrunchies 🥹 y'all keep me young 💗

[scamlegend]

ğļöșșïèř in prog 🙏

[robber-baron-anonymous]

Love the term ‘friendly fraud’. Yes I am friend ^-^ give me your merchandise now. Oh no! It’s not here! I demand that you give me back my money. In a friendly nonthreatening way

[scamlegend]

heyyyy guys sorry i was mia 💔💔 does anyone have 🧬 info on êļf, their new ad gmfu!

[robber-baron-anonymous]

Just saw the Sydnee Sweenee @M3RICAN 3@GLE jeans commercial. i’m so glad i have a new target for jeans, i’m in hollister window shopping way too often. Feels a little petty but their stock has apparently gone up so feels right to make their shrink go up too

[robber-baron-anonymous]

Icky marketing. Icky icky

[scamlegend]

does anyone have info on dř mǎřțěñş 🧬 for accessories

[scamlegend]

i’m having a crisis. i want to order a bag from bäġġü and idk if i should 🧬 or build my account. because what if there’s a really good collection later and i want to 🧬!!!

[ihadtochangemyusername-deactiva]

im goin to the usa (for vacation) can u recommend which stores are easy to lift?

hi! thanks for your ask! this is just my opinion and please keep in mind certain locations of these stores may be easier/harder than any other location.

*I’m using capital i’s for the L’s BTW

❤️ 1. doIIar stores/five beIow: you can get some pretty good candy and things in general at both these stores. five beIow is actually one of my fav stores to Iift from because I love their stuff!

🧡 2. uIta: in my experience has been very easy. I once went with a semi-inexperienced Iifter and we were in there for probably about 15 mins and left with over $500 worth of product.

💛 3. waImart: this is 100% one of those stores that completely depends on the location. I’ve been to waImarts that have basically everything $20+ locked up and I’ve been to waImarts that I have gotten multiple instax cameras from no problem, it reallly depends on the location. either very easy or very hard with no in between I feel like.

💚 4. hobby Iobby: is easy across the board if you like artsy/craft things. they don’t tag any of their items and the stores are very big giving many chances to conceal and they don’t have a ton of cameras!

🩵 5. books a miIIion/barnes and nobIe: I am absolutely obsessed with tokidoki unicornos for no reason and I get about 99% of them from here. if you like books, just make sure they don’t have any secret RFID stickers hiding in there because they love to do that.

💙 6. buce3s: this is very specific and only if you’re going to the south, but I absolutely love buce3s and I’ve heard they’re very easy! another store where its size plays a huge advantage.

💜 7. bath and b0dy works: they don’t have any cameras and they have lots of displays to hide behind, so just make sure the workers ain’t looking and you’re set. I LOVE their candles!

🩷 8. seph0ra: I’ve found that seph0ras in big cities are easier than those in small towns for some reason? they always carry some great perfumes!

🤍 9. cv$/waIgreens: both easy as hell in my experience. I’ve known someone who fully beeped walking out of a location and went back to the same location literally less than a week later and nothing happened. they have some great beauty brands like oIapIex and some cute tiny stuffed animals! just watch out for the mirrors by the ceilings.

🩶 10. goodwiII/chain thrift stores: most staff aren’t paid enough to care, they usually don’t have many cameras, and nothing is tagged. I have found SUCH cute clothes here and about 90% of my closet is secondhand from goodwiII.

I hope this helps and I hope you have so much fun in the US! 🇺🇸 it can be pretty fun here if you ignore our cult leader president and his dumbass supporters.

[scamlegend]

rbing to add - i used to work at store 7 and some of them do have cameras, but they’re the small black ceiling domes that are easy to spot. i’ve worked in 3 of these stores and only one had cameras (one in each room) (not actively monitored), so i assume it’s just for larger shrink stores. do what u will with this info 💜

[lift-for-dead]

repοst

*If you don’t have a stamp, reverse your destination and return addresses. The post office will deliver it to the return address for free

*One bag of garbage from a McDonald’s dumpster has hundreds of receipts in it, each of which has a survey. Submit each one for lots of free food

*Holding a cell phone to your ear justifies lοitering. This aids in public urinαtion, dυmpster diving, trespαssing, etc

*If you’re going to plαgiarize, plαgiarize something in a foreign language. Use a translator and spend a few minutes touching up the results.

*If they have free refills, save your cup. Next time you eat there, your drink is free.

*A plastic coffee stir stick can fool any push in coin acceptor that loads the coins on edge. Just insert stir stick, push the mechanism forward until you feel the stick hit a bump, push the bump down with the stick and push the mech all the way in

*If you look like you know what you’re doing, no one will bother you.

*When lγing, always include something slightly embarrassing, or something that makes you look bad, as part of your story. It’s not only going to disarm their skepticism (admitting to something embarrassing gives an impression of humility), but even if they remain skeptical, they’ll be left wondering why you would make something up that you’d rather keep secret if it were true

*Using Clorox or any bleach will turn the red/pink liquid detection dot on electronic devices back to white so they replace them under warranty

* “A drυg deαler in DC taught me to pick my nose if the police are staring at me. No one picks their nose if they think someone is watching them, so it’s the ultimate way of being nonchalant.”

* "I learned that you can get into almost any special event by wearing a chef coat. Even just carrying one and walking like you know where you’re going will work every time. Most people don’t want to look stupid by asking you who you are.“ (I've done this one. I'm actually a chef so it's great.)

* "My go to missing work call was never “I’m sick”, it was “Family problems”. They never questioned it, it’s vague enough and embarrassing enough that nobody ever asks.“ 

*As part of the employee training at Tαrget, they teach you that if a customer argues over a price, and the full price is under $20, to just give it to them for whatever price they claim. It’s cheaper for the company to move on to the next customer than to call in a price check.

*Put a rolled up sock in the change slot on a vending machine, come back back 4 days later….and pull sock….you will be 6-ish dollars richer.

*If it’s a small lie, like who farted or who put the empty milk carton in the fridge, I’ll tell a terrible lie. I’ll not be able to hold a straight face, contradict myself, basically suck at lying. Now everyone I know thinks I can’t tell a lie to save my life, So when I really need a big lie, I nail it every time. No one ever suspects me when I lie straight faced.

*Bring crutches to an airport. Bypass every line (including boarding) and you are chauffeured to your gate the second you pass through security. (idk abt this one)

*Make up a secret to share with someone- they may open up and share far more valuable real secrets.

*Here’s a classic. Drive over to your 7/11 of choice. Fill up a Slurpee and drop some candy bars in that bitch. Make sure the candy bars aren’t showing. Cover the Slurpee and pay for it. Free Snickers bitch.

*I tell everyone i’ve never done any drυgs. Suddenly everyone offers me cοcaine, ecstαsy, pοt, lsd. I think i’ve had $200 worth of drυgs each weekend for free. Same with liquοr. “I'm not drinking tonight” BOOM! Everyone gives me bοοze. Its like everyone wants to break your integrity as soon as you tell them you are not doing whatever they are doing.

*If you need to cash from an ATM and its not a large amount, buy a 5 cent piece of gum from a gas station that has the cash back option. Its cheaper than a $3 charge

*Act less intelligent than you really are. Acting stupid can get you out of some tricky situations. Feigning ignorance is way better than admitting you knew better but did it anyway. My old man used to say ‘It is easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permission’…sometimes it’s true.

*Every time I fly, when I land I’ll pen a little complaint to the airline that flew me. You know, I’ll come up with something like “oh, they denied me a drink! Oh, the food wasn’t vegetarian!” Whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to my crazy brain. Like clockwork, within a business day, they’re reimbursing me with a $50 voucher, a $100 voucher, I can sell that on the secondary market.

*I’ve always had a lot of success in shutting nosy people up by blaming any personal issue on allergies. Crying from a panic attack? Allergies giving me puffy eyes. What’s that mysterious pill I’m taking? Allergy meds. Why am I acting spaced out/hungover/tired? Allergies meds making me drowsy.

*If you really wanna get away with some shit, buy a reflective vest, a white hard hat, and a clipboard. You can go ANYWHERE.

[mollifyit]

I feel so happy like 💞☮️😍 every time I realize my ENTIRE outfit is 🏋️‍♂️. Everything down to my underwear and bra 😭😭

[mollifyit]

Molly’s mega super duper store rankings

Here’s my ranking of ALL the stores I’ve ever lifted at. Varies a lot from state to state but I just put all my experiences together for the overall rating.

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Kohl’s: 5/10

I don’t really fw it. I only go there if there’s a Sephora in it. Sometimes the jewelry here is kind of good if you’re looking for something super basic, but take it out of its packaging because here they almost always have a tag.

Costco: 11/10

Never tried and never will. Genuinely seems downright impossible to me.

Burlington: 6/10

The jewelry is easy if they’re not tagged. I actually managed to get 2 pairs of shoes here because I had a big target paper bag with me. Don’t fw the bags duhhh and the clothes are just not worth it. All of the home stuff is way too big and if you’re getting the candy/food here… are you okay????

Dollar tree, five below, etc: 4/10

It’s actually not a free for all like most ppl say. I dont think it’s worth it bc these stores are always so small and I use big store spaces to my advantage. Even if there’s only one other person in the store, you can literally keep your eyes on them the whole time just by knowing generally where they are. So yeah I really do not like it here.

Fred Meyers: 6/10

I will never forget the day that I was trying to shove a pair of pants into my bag, and I heard from the speakers above “security check to section B.” That scared me so mf bad I literally rushed out of the store and went home. I looked it up later and it’s just kind of a thing they use to scare shoplifters off which definitely worked on me lmfao. Best for just small stupid things like candy and toys.

Hobby lobby: 3/10

Surprisingly, really easy for me. There’s literally never any employees but if there are you can lose them super easily in all the aisles. They lowkey have fire stuff and nobody is really ever in there. I loveeeeee this place for jewelry stuff. They lowkey have a better selection than Michael’s and none of it is ever tagged LMAO.

Target: 2/10

I know target likes to think that they’re all big and bad… But I have genuinely never had a problem here. I’ve definitely reached “the limit” if you know what I’m talking about.. and knock on wood but nothing has happened so…. Maybe I just fit the demographic (early 20s white girl) but employees never bat an eye at me.

Walmart: 7/10

Man FUCK Walmart. I hate all the LP here. It’s totally different in my home state but in the more populated states I’ve been to they have LP at every fucking entrance and exit. Really not worth it anymore. I just go anywhere else at this point. Every fucking thing you can think of is locked up. Makeup, baby formula, etc. Pisses me off.

Home Depot/lowes: 1/10

I literally just got some poster hangers and shit. I never ever go here.

CVS/walgreens: 5/10

Again, I hate how small most of the stores are. All the aisles are really low and super close together which I kinda hate too. It’s really not the worst in the world and personally I’ve never ever seen the towers go off for literally anyone but then again I’m like never in here so yeah.

Apple: 10000000/10

Dude you gotta have a DEATH WISH to even attempt this.

Ulta: Guys….. I used to w*rk here. Yeah. I know. I had a whole j*b here for a year. That’s why I have so much makeup. Yeah. The secret it out.

Main takeaway: we’re not allowed to confront you or even hint that we suspect you of lifting anything and we are DEFINITELY not allowed to chase you😭😭 ulta workers are really underpaid actually for everything that they do. Pro tip: isles in mass skin care are usually the tallest ones. If not then all the hair stuff have really tall isles as well. So those are my favorite concealing places. So yeah, literally if you look somebody in the eye and take something right in front of them, all they can do is go over to their manager and the manager will probably tail you the rest of the time you’re in there. At my store, my manager used to “ban”people, but all this means was that she would have pictures of you in her phone (💀) from the security cameras and if you tried to come in again, she would pull up the picture to confirm that it’s you and just kick you out. It wasn’t anything official lol. The store I worked at wasn’t in a mall so idk how it works exactly with mall security and whatever. But standalone stores can’t do jack shit even if they see you. Oh yeah.., our cameras were shit too😭😭😭

So yeah, with everything being said, and because I know how every little thing works 1/10. For me. Obviously do not go for the locked up fragrances or locked up anything. I’m gonna leave you guys with this and all I’m gonna say is that multiple employees not just me were committing internal theft, aka lifting from the store while they worked there LMAO.

Petsmart/petco: 3/10

It’s always empty as shit in here and I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of the stuff tagged before. It’s perfectly normal to just go in and pretend to do research for your pet I guess. Like it’s not abnormal if you’re standing in the same aisle for 10 minutes yknow. As you guys know I continuously got stuff for my fish from these stores. I went back multiple times and either the employees do not give a shit or they never check cams.

Sephora: 6/10

Definitely depends on the location and how big it is, but I try to stay away from here as much as I can and just go to Ulta because obviously I know it a lot better. Things here are generally more spread out because they only have prestige products. I recommend going during the weekend because if a Sephora employee sees you alone in the store, they will try to help you and just generally unconsciously track you because you know. You’re the only other goddamn person in the store. I never feel bad lifting from here bc the employees here are all hoes and they were super racist to my friend at the location in my home town.

Michaels: 3/10

Do not fuck with the jewelry unless you’re pretty experienced because the jewelry is always going to be pretty close to the cash wrap plus they all have fucking tags on them (usually rfids). Everything else is pretty fair game though. Some aisles will have those stupid little TV monitors so just stay away from concealing in those aisles obviously. I feel like Michael’s is probably gonna die out soon because I genuinely have never seen more than two employees working there at a time.

Bath and body Works: 7/10

It’s just really annoying because of how big all of their shit is. I love their body washes. That’s probably my favorite thing to lift because they’re not too awkward or bulky yknow. I really only lift here just to stock up. I don’t recommend it actually bc the layout provides you with no blindspots and employees are always keeping an eye on you to see if you need help.

Lush: 8/10

Yo. This is unexpectedly hard as shit. The layout of all lushes is super super open because they have most of their stuff on the walls. And of course employees are super nice and attentive but yknow if you’re lifting that’s not so good. All of their stuff is just kind of bulky and awkward for me. Plus it’s pretty obvious when something is missing from the shelf because instead of constantly restocking they’re actually focused on helping people.

Sprouts: 8/10

I’ve only been here for one singular thing, and that was teeth whitening stuff on a whim, but everyone here is scary. It’s all like grandmas and scary ladies. I don’t like it.

Lululemon: 6/10 *for me*

I would say that I’m pretty advanced in lifting at Lululemon. I think I have probably over 3K worth of lifted stuff from them. It’s super super daunting at first so for newbies I would rate it a 10 out of 10, but since I’ve been there a lot and kind of know how it’s run,, I’ve definitely gotten more used to it. Go on a busy day, get a dressing room and then just exit when the dressing room attendant is busy with something else because that is the easiest I’ve ever had it. The girls here are either the sweetest in the world or total bitches and hoes. I never talk to anybody here beyond a few words because it can leave an impression which is bad in our case lol.

Aerie: 7/10

I’ve only ever lifted the underwear from here, but it’s really annoying because the layout is not good at all for lifting. Best underwear in the world though in my opinion. Literally everything else is tagged.

Victoria’s Secret/pink: 9/10

Same thing as aerie only ever lifted the underwear. I literally will not fuck with anything else because everything has tags and now basically all the stores have those stupid computers that know exactly what you bring into the dressing room.

Hot topic: 7/10

Not horrible, but definitely not my favorite obviously if you’re gonna lift anything lift the jewelry because that shit is getting taken 24/7 365.

Box lunch: 9/10

Again another store that’s so unexpectedly hard for no reason other than everything LITERALLY every fucking thing has tags on it.

Okayyy thats it!! I definitely missed a few, but these are pretty much all the chain stores that I have or am frequently lifting from.

[scamlegend]

ALSO. i did not realize until today that pâçșün counts now and puts everything in the fitting room for you😭😭 shout out to the untagged jöħń ğälť boxers i couldn’t take because the sa eyed them so hard as i was bringing them in. in my defense i thought they were shorts

[scamlegend]

also tell me why i walked into büřľïńğțön today and there were two security guards up front having a man take everything out his bag 😭😭😭 i was so in enemy territory today guys

[scamlegend]

🏋️‍♀️ in 2025 is so damn annoying i miss 2018 when i just didn’t gaf and none of the stores in the mall were updated 🙄🙄 literally i tried today and my local mall is just done for…. i need a new spot or something. and i still need to find my hook