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@scandalous-knight
Medieval Shit Rocks
Welcome Traveler 🥹
My name is Auques 🥹 The normal common knight of this modern century (trust me)
I post about random medieval nonsense, my lovely wife occasionally, general yap or opinions,and maybe..rarely..occasionally drawing🥹
I've just eaten the WORST supper of my life!!
Who does the king think i am!!
I am not some lowly maiden😡😡
My tummy hurts
Soon the king will send me away on a far far journey
Do you think there will be food
Here ye here ye
i had horrible diarrhea and I blame my pasta
Lately, I've been feeling EXTRA joyous
But I can't show it, or the king will give me more kingdom work
The king can be very irritating sometimes, all they do is whine and complain about their kingdom 😡😡
Just smite me now
I do NOT enjoy commissions, ich would rather be smited😡
I would rather be a pokemon trainer
As a knight I have to constantly battle dragons and other fiends, it gets very repetitive
But as a trainer i could catch cool things and battle different things each time
Are all knights gay, or are all gays knights
If all of knightblr was a kingdom, it would be an extremely queer environment
Even the jesters and princes are queer
Not even the women are safe from the environment
My companion has their STINKY ass feet on my armor
They aren't prepared for battle..
We are going to DIE in battle
My lady said i wasn't a real knight, does she even love me anymore
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem
Ich finished my bath!
I feel very clean and nice, I'm ready to fight for my kingdom!!!
I am running a bubble bath!!!
I'm galloping in joy and whimsy!!!
The king called, so I had to leave my lady for a short while
The when I returned she LEFT me..
SHE DOTH NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE
It seems I hath fallen into a deep slumber, hopefully the king hasn't noticed my disappearance.. Or he'll have my head
