“You know, we call you Miranda BEASTLY, because you’re a BEAST in the game bedroom.”
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@scarlet-heels
“You know, we call you Miranda BEASTLY, because you’re a BEAST in the game bedroom.”
Oops.
Ha same
Alright, listen, pal!
None of us wanted you here.
You don’t deserve her.
But for some reason she has chosen you and yet all you can muster up is a friendly hug?!?!
Kiss your wife, you fucking weirdo! 🙄
* I mean, LOOK at her…
Tipsy Andy: You’re so damn beautiful…
Sober Miranda: I’m 76 years old, Andrea.
Tipsy Andy: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS OF SUNSHINE!!
a spicy edit for pride month🌈
After 35h of agonising I just wanna be done haha somehow the colours and Andy’s face were the biggest struggle??? Welp, at least it looks finished enough
Tfw your boss sits on your desk and looks pretty <3
Bitch really just compared herself and Andrea to Jack and Rose (i.e. the greatest love story in modern times). 👀 🚢
Miranda Priestly
Amazing!
Professional lesbian
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Sure, Jan…
Ok but WHAT IF:
Miranda is forced to go on Dancing with the Stars to improve her image or some nonsense and is paired with beloved-by-all professional dancer, Andy Sachs…Miranda is pissed at first because WHY would they pair her with a WOMAN, but the chemistry between them is just FIRE and between all the rehearsals and CLOSE proximity, they begin to fall for one another. It’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s in all the little touches and sassy, intimate dance moves that Andy choreographs herself (maybe at first to try to fluster Miranda and take the stick out of her ass, but then actually finds herself drawn in and irrevocably attracted to her). Miranda is a natural at all this sass/sexy hip swaying (who knew?!) and the public are enthralled each week with how their chemistry just seems to grow and grow. The finale is an incredibly sexy salsa-tango mash up with a whole lot of legs sliding between legs and back-against-front hip grinding and dramatic dips….and of course they win the show and fall in love while they’re at it.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Anna Wintour and Meryl Streep for Vogue US (May 2026 issue) photographed by Annie Leibovitz, styled by Grace Coddington.
1000% here for this
2 queens ❤️🔥
What in the lesbian activity is this? 🔥