#incorrect dwp quotes

[scarlet-heels]

Tipsy Andy: You’re so damn beautiful…

Sober Miranda: I’m 76 years old, Andrea.

Tipsy Andy: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS OF SUNSHINE!!

[mirandy-is-everything]

What Miranda says: Andrea, do your job. Put yourself first. Get ahead.

What Miranda means: Pick me, choose me, love ME.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: I wish I could buy this cool thing.

Miranda: How much does it cost?

Andy: I can't just make you buy it for me.

Miranda: But I have money.

Andy: You should spend it on things YOU want!

Miranda: And I want you to have nice things!

Andy: I can't just mooch off you all the time!

Miranda: LET! ME! PROVIDE!

[glacialpacer]

Another use of the vocal dub… I absolutely love @incorrectdwpquotes so I thought I’d give this one a go! The voices aren’t 100% but they’re close.

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[marytylerperry]

Miranda: i suggest we try anal...

Andy: *choking on breakfast* jesus christ Miranda woah! Well I'm up for it but only if you are comfortable, i mean we can talk it out more to see if...

Miranda: would you let me finish? I suggest we try analise the shades presented in the layout of this new designer, Andrea.

Andy: ouh!

[elle--nic]

[something minorly inconvenient happens]

miranda: why is this happening to me?? I’m literally such a good person I don’t deserve this??

nigel:

andy:

emily:

serena:

stephen:

irv:

sherry from HR:

every coat ever:

miranda: oh I see

[emmathompsonsmartini]

Andy: Hey are we going to that party on Sunday? They offered me an eight hour shift and I want to take it.

Miranda: The Christmas party we’re hosting? Yes, we are definitely going.

[jxpper]

Andy: let’s play 20 questions

Miranda: uhh okay?? What’s your favorite color

Andy: triangle. Do you like girls