Conversation Prompt #6:
Person A: My dog died..
Person B: yeah they do that
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Conversation Prompt #6:
Person A: My dog died..
Person B: yeah they do that
cwedit: @jackiwicrown
Conversation Prompt #5:
Person A: UGH, WHatever- I’m going to bed! I’ll just do the homework tomorrow.
Person B: The homework is.. due tomorrow..
Person A: i’ll figure it out
Conversation Prompt #4:
Person A: Bruh I’m still doing the summer homework that’s due tomorrow.
Person B: *voice cracks slightly* Doing the w h a t??? There was summer hoMEWORK?
Conversation Prompt #3
Person A: Oh fudGE ME I HAVE 10 ASSIGNMENTS DUE TOMORROW AND I NEED TO SET UP MY DEVICE PROPERLY FOR SCHOOL AND OHHH FUDGGEEEE
Also Person A: *continues to scroll through Instagram anyways*
Couple Prompt #09:
Person B: Do you like Person C?
Person A: I don't like Person C...
-not even a full 24 hours later-
Person A: so me and Person C are dating now
Couple Prompt #08:
Person A: WHAT DO I WEAR??
Person B: So this is a date?
Person A: NO IM JUST NERVOUS
Person B: For a hangout?? with a friend??
Person A:
Conversation Prompt #2:
Person A, reading off a sheet of paper: If you saw someone committing a small crime, what would you do?
Person B: Stop them, obviously.
Person A: Good good. If you saw someone committing a big crime, what would you do?-
Person B, with no hesitation: Join them.
Person A: Oh—
Conversation Prompt #1:
Person A: I plead the 5th-
Person B: Sorry, we only have up to the 4th.
Couple Prompt #07
Person A: So, uh, wanna study in the library together after school? Person B: Oh, I would love to but I promised C & D that I would- Person C & D, from no where: they proMISED US NOTHING. Person B: Oh, I would love to! I’m free.
Couple prompt #06:
Person A & B: *heavily cuddling*
Person A & B: *are no longer cuddling because Person B starts working*
Person A: *arms wrapped around B’s waist* Do you think I like you?
Person B: Nah.
Person A: Yeah, I don’t. You don’t like me, right?
Person B: Yep, I don’t.
Person C: *behind a tree* oh my god
Couple Prompt #05
Person C: I think you have a crush on Person B!
Person A: Nah, the only crush I have is crushing anxiety.
Person C:
Person A:
Person A: ok, and Person B.
Couple Prompt #04:
Person A: So I found this orange on the floor.
Person B: Please don’t eat that.
Person A: I’m going to eat it.
Couple Prompt #03:
Person A is a writer and has every couple in their book stab each other before getting together.
Person C is their editor friend.
Person C also knows Person A likes Person B.
Person C: So it’s basically scientifically proven from your book that stabbing your crush makes them fall for you.
Person A: ... sure?
Person C: You should stab Person B.
Person A: n o—
Random Couple Prompt #02:
*Valentine’s Day*
Person A: ... what is this?
Person B: An onion.
Person A: ... an.. onion.
Person B: Yep!
Person A: Why couldn’t you get me roses or something?
Person B: Because roses is the equivalent of a lot of money wilting, but you can eat an onion.
Person A:
Person 1: *stops person 2* Shh shh, do you smell that?
Person 2: ... smell what?
Person 1: I smell gay.
Person 2: hoW DO YOU SMELL GAY
Pastor: If you show qualities of evangelism, you get 30 Jesus points.
Dean: Pff cool.
Pastor: 30 Jesus points means 30 custom-made pies.
Dean:
Dean: Grab your friends, Sam, we’re spreading the word of Jesus Christ.
Guys
The past tense of fite is fote.
The past tense of tweet is twote.
If you say “cri” instead of “cry”, does that mean you say “cryb” instead of “crib”????????