Prompts Galore,, Hopefully

I guess I write prompts now, lol?･*:.｡:*･’ ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ '･*:.｡.:*･

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Conversation Prompt #6:

Person A: My dog died..

Person B: yeah they do that

cwedit: @jackiwicrown

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Conversation Prompt #5:

Person A: UGH, WHatever- I’m going to bed! I’ll just do the homework tomorrow.

Person B: The homework is.. due tomorrow..

Person A: i’ll figure it out

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Conversation Prompt #4:

Person A: Bruh I’m still doing the summer homework that’s due tomorrow.

Person B: *voice cracks slightly* Doing the w h a t??? There was summer hoMEWORK?

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Conversation Prompt #3

Person A: Oh fudGE ME I HAVE 10 ASSIGNMENTS DUE TOMORROW AND I NEED TO SET UP MY DEVICE PROPERLY FOR SCHOOL AND OHHH FUDGGEEEE

Also Person A: *continues to scroll through Instagram anyways*

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Couple Prompt #09:

Person B: Do you like Person C?

Person A: I don't like Person C...

-not even a full 24 hours later-

Person A: so me and Person C are dating now

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Couple Prompt #08:

Person A: WHAT DO I WEAR??

Person B: So this is a date?

Person A: NO IM JUST NERVOUS

Person B: For a hangout?? with a friend??

Person A:

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Conversation Prompt #2:

Person A, reading off a sheet of paper: If you saw someone committing a small crime, what would you do?

Person B: Stop them, obviously.

Person A: Good good. If you saw someone committing a big crime, what would you do?-

Person B, with no hesitation: Join them.

Person A: Oh—

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Conversation Prompt #1:

Person A: I plead the 5th-

Person B: Sorry, we only have up to the 4th.

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Couple Prompt #07

Person A: So, uh, wanna study in the library together after school? Person B: Oh, I would love to but I promised C & D that I would- Person C & D, from no where: they proMISED US NOTHING. Person B: Oh, I would love to! I’m free.

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Couple prompt #06:

Person A & B: *heavily cuddling*

Person A & B: *are no longer cuddling because Person B starts working*

Person A: *arms wrapped around B’s waist* Do you think I like you?

Person B: Nah.

Person A: Yeah, I don’t. You don’t like me, right?

Person B: Yep, I don’t.

Person C: *behind a tree* oh my god

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Couple Prompt #05

Person C: I think you have a crush on Person B!

Person A: Nah, the only crush I have is crushing anxiety.

Person C:

Person A:

Person A: ok, and Person B.

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Couple Prompt #04:

Person A: So I found this orange on the floor.

Person B: Please don’t eat that.

Person A: I’m going to eat it.

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Couple Prompt #03:

Person A is a writer and has every couple in their book stab each other before getting together.

Person C is their editor friend.

Person C also knows Person A likes Person B.

Person C: So it’s basically scientifically proven from your book that stabbing your crush makes them fall for you.

Person A: ... sure?

Person C: You should stab Person B.

Person A: n o—

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Random Couple Prompt #02:

*Valentine’s Day*

Person A: ... what is this?

Person B: An onion.

Person A: ... an.. onion.

Person B: Yep!

Person A: Why couldn’t you get me roses or something?

Person B: Because roses is the equivalent of a lot of money wilting, but you can eat an onion.

Person A:

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Person 1: *stops person 2* Shh shh, do you smell that?

Person 2: ... smell what?

Person 1: I smell gay.

Person 2: hoW DO YOU SMELL GAY

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Pastor: If you show qualities of evangelism, you get 30 Jesus points.

Dean: Pff cool.

Pastor: 30 Jesus points means 30 custom-made pies.

Dean:

Dean: Grab your friends, Sam, we’re spreading the word of Jesus Christ.

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Guys

The past tense of fite is fote.

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The past tense of tweet is twote.

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If you say “cri” instead of “cry”, does that mean you say “cryb” instead of “crib”????????