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if I had a nickel for every time (about) halfway through the first season of a Neil Gaiman show, there was a montage of two immortal characters meeting up periodically and we can see one slowly realize he’s in love, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

ratfreecog

The saddest part of dream not making it to the 1989 meeting is that we don’t get to see his 80’s edition of period accurate goth outfit imagine seeing nice put together business man Hob Gadling having lunch with this guy in full tradgoth attire and everyone around them just has to act like it’s normal

familiar-anonymous

I can relate to Crowley.💤

familiar-anonymous

I can relate to Crowley.💤

cottoncandysprite

I don't want sex I want whatever weird centuries long courting ritual the male characters in Neil Gaiman works keep having

evilkaeya

I want Hob to ask Dream the most absurd questions after he learns that he’s an endless. Like at first they talk about Dream’s imprisonment, his ruined realm, their break up in 1889 but then I want the conversation to go south when it’s almost midnight and Hob has had one too many drinks and his curiosity starts to take over.

“So, dream of the endless huh?” “That would be me, yes.” “I’ve always been curious- do fishes dream?” “Yes they do.” “What do they dream about?” “Clean ocean. No humans.” “Nightmares?” “Being caught in a net.” “Are there unicorns in the dreaming?” “…..Yes.” “Why?” “Children love to dream of them.” “Are there immortal cats?” “Not that I know of, no.” “Do you have another immortal creature you go on once-a-century dates with? I’ll be so mad if you do.” “Robert Gadling, I assure you, you are the only immortal being I have centurial meetups with.” “Okay, alright, I believe you… So you can turn into a cat?” “Yes.” “Do it.” “No.” “So you can’t turn into a cat.” “I can.” “Then prove it you pussy.”

evilkaeya

I want Hob to ask Dream the most absurd questions after he learns that he’s an endless. Like at first they talk about Dream’s imprisonment, his ruined realm, their break up in 1889 but then I want the conversation to go south when it’s almost midnight and Hob has had one too many drinks and his curiosity starts to take over.

“So, dream of the endless huh?” “That would be me, yes.” “I’ve always been curious- do fishes dream?” “Yes they do.” “What do they dream about?” “Clean ocean. No humans.” “Nightmares?” “Being caught in a net.” “Are there unicorns in the dreaming?” “…..Yes.” “Why?” “Children love to dream of them.” “Are there immortal cats?” “Not that I know of, no.” “Do you have another immortal creature you go on once-a-century dates with? I’ll be so mad if you do.” “Robert Gadling, I assure you, you are the only immortal being I have centurial meetups with.” “Okay, alright, I believe you… So you can turn into a cat?” “Yes.” “Do it.” “No.” “So you can’t turn into a cat.” “I can.” “Then prove it you pussy.”

ghorestes

something something director yelled "more" and tom sturridge heard "WHORE"

maarigolds

Hob in the 16th century watching Dream dump him for some writer twink

maarigolds

Hob in the 16th century watching Dream dump him for some writer twink

don-tmakemepoisonyourfood

I didn't know that GothTwink/English-Lit Professor was a trope I needed but apparently it is and I would like to personally thank Neil Gaiman for giving me two.