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Hands off.
       Come on, pretty boyâŠÂ                   make a girl feel welcome.
       Come on, pretty boyâŠÂ                   make a girl feel welcome.
You canât fight me, youâre miniature.
 Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
â that has never stopped me before... â if anything, it probably had only made her feistier with age after shelong stopped growing.Â
â now be ready to fight or FORFEIT,â she smirked.
Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
You canât fight me, youâre miniature.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
Congratulations on being an awful bitch whoâs completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
My business isnât your business; so unless youâre my thong, donât be up my arse.
I may look calm, but in my head Iâve killed you three times already.
I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, Iâd say the joke is on you.
I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
You want to walk out of my life, thereâs the door. Hell, Iâll even hold it open for you.
I donât do fashion, I am fashion.
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
Iâm only single because Iâm too sassy for everyone.
Bitch please, have you seen me? Iâm a princess.
I think, therefore Iâm single.
Lifeâs too short to bullshit.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
When in doubt, freak âem out.
Iâd rather die my way than live yours.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Two wrongs donât make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
                              Make me your Aphrodite
                           Make me your one and only
                         But donât make me your enemy
Ok, thatâs enough.
#me when drama happens
Steve had to laugh at her comment on his character. While it may be true, she didnât know everything about him.
âI could say youâre lewd, but you embrace it so it doesnât help much here. Besides, you can label me all you want, but intercourse isnât everything; thereâs dancing, courting, romanceâother ways to treat someone you enjoy the company of.â
â if iâm lewd, then so is the rest of your precious country, â wanda smiled, knowing she wasnât even that bad. but in comparison to him, she guessed she was lewd. â the true words of a virgin. â
Steve hoped his cheeks looked red from the alcohol and not the embarrassment of that particular memory. âOkay, I get it.â He admitted as he downed the last of the contents of his glass and awaited his next. âIâll try and stop, but now I have to ask: are you implying something here?â
â implying? â wanda blinked, unsure of what he meant like that. she thought what she was implying was quite apparent but obviously, steve wasnât for such things. â iâm implying that youâre a PRUDE. â
Steve glanced down at his drink and sighed. This was the type of place people would discuss the other topics of life. He took a sip of his beer and shrugged. âYou have a point, but then my question for you would be why should we discuss it?â
â must i really tell you? â she couldnât believe he didnât know already. she sighed, â because when it comes between you and me, it always seems to pop up... or you pop up unexpectedly in my room. â she pressed a finger to her lip to stop herself from giggling at the memory. â and i am sick of hearing âlanguageâ when i try to bring it up. this is so you can grow past that. â
âWell, thatâs not entirely fairââ Steve started, now raising an eyebrow at Wanda. âThere is a time and place for that kind of talk, you know.â
â yes. yes. you are right. training time is a bad time to speak about such things... but a bar - â she motioned the bartender for two more beers. â -is a perfectly fine place to speak about such topics. â
Steve glanced away momentarily. He didnât know how to approach this sort of topic. This was Buckyâs thing way back when; he was the ladies-man, not Steve. Steve was the one they overlooked each and every time. He was too focused on other things in his life to think about all of that.
âI justââ Another deep breath to help him collect his thoughts. ââIâm not used to it. I mean no offense; I just grew up differently.â
wanda sighed, feeling bad. she understood culture shock all too well after coming from sokovia to america. â and i understand. i do, â she guessed in the 40âČs, they probably didnât talk to so rashly about sex. â but you saying âlanguageâ everytime i say something about it is NOT appropriate anymore, â she smirked.
Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
You canât fight me, youâre miniature.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
Congratulations on being an awful bitch whoâs completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
My business isnât your business; so unless youâre my thong, donât be up my arse.
I may look calm, but in my head Iâve killed you three times already.
I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, Iâd say the joke is on you.
I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
You want to walk out of my life, thereâs the door. Hell, Iâll even hold it open for you.
I donât do fashion, I am fashion.
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
Iâm only single because Iâm too sassy for everyone.
Bitch please, have you seen me? Iâm a princess.
I think, therefore Iâm single.
Lifeâs too short to bullshit.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
When in doubt, freak âem out.
Iâd rather die my way than live yours.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Two wrongs donât make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
isaidlanguage replied to your post:"I'm glad you're on my side."
âIâve already lost people I thought were friends to his cause, so any help I get is a surprise. However, youâve got quite a point there.â
wanda grew silent at that admission, knowing he was right. the avengers were finally becoming a team again and yet people she thought she had been growing close to wouldnât even talk to her anymore. â never doubt that with me, steve. â
"I'm glad you're on my side."
â did you really expect me to go pro-iron man? â she propped aneyebrow up. â especially when the only reason i didnât see to hisdeath was because of you? â | @isaidlanguage
isaidlanguage replied to your post:â Every man is a righteous man, at least in his...
Steve wasnât entirely sure if the smile was meant for him or not, so he just nodded at first. âI just wish they would use their heads some more.â
â you would have a better chance getting through to them then i would... â she muttered. it wasnât like the male race was known for listening to the females.