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Guess who's back ladies 😜👸🏼👩❤️💋👩👠
good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)
oh no i’m allergic
it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me
laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing
sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners
wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on. please
honorable mentions
grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this”
that’s unfortunate
it could be worse
this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
Harris-Burka Family | Halloween (2011 - 2015)
I love this family
Never gets old
When someone mentions fictional lesbains..
I didnt have the volume on and i thought he was rapping…i cant stop laughing
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
hey friends someone talk to me 💥
My same reaction when “Worh It” is on
Literally me whenever I drive.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Haven't been on tumblr in a minute, what's good ladies? 😊💪🏼🌻☀️🍓
Kik anyone? 😊
@haashdkake Or add me on Instagram @haashdkake 💋😜🔪👽🌸💊🌅✨🍄🍕🎀👑
Pry into my sex life.
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
hey, if you have my number you should text me and if you don’t have my number you should message me so we can be friends and you can get my number kthanks
I’m sick someone please talk to me 😫
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