Natasha deserved better

[scarletwidow23]

Peggy: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Natasha: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[kalexdanversfan]

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[shmoo06]

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[morally-gray-lesbian]

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: So are we flirting right now?

Yelena: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kate: That doesn’t answer my question

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: *Gets down on one knee*

Yelena: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Kate: *Falls over*

Yelena: The poison is kicking in.

[scarletwidow23]

Yelena: How petty can you get?

Kate: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

[ohyeah]

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[dectech]

i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[scarletwidow23]

Yelena: *angrily presses Kate against a wall* WHERE'S CLINT BARTON?!

Kate: ...

Kate: Are we about to kiss-

[scarletwidow23]

Yelena: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Kate: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Yelena: That one. I want that one.

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: Are we fighting or flirting?

Yelena: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Kate: Your point?

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Yelena: *in the cell next to Kate's* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: Don't go to the kitchen.

Yelena: Why?

Kate: I saw a spider.

Yelena: Well, did you kill it?

Kate: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Yelena: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Kate: Because we're out of doritos.

[scarletwidow23]

Kate: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Yelena: Oh, you’ve been?

Kate: Once. In Monopoly.

[scarletwidow23]

Agatha: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Wanda: That sounds like a dare to me.

Agatha: Oh my god.

[scarletwidow23]

Peggy: When's the last time you slept?

Natasha: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Peggy: A few- how many?!

Natasha: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Peggy: What you need is sleep!