great and powerful

(closed rp only)

[scarofoz]

Happy birthday to my favorite person and the best adventure partner I could ever ask for 🎂

What an epic year it's been! 10 countries, 4 championships, more flights than we can count and so many 'can you believe this is our life' moments.

But my favorite part has been watching you have the time of your life with new opponents, new fans, new places and the freedom to do what you love without ever compromising who you are.

I'm incredibly proud of of everything you've accomplished, but even more proud of the happiness, passion and integrity you carry each and every day.

Happy birthday @devilyouknowx ♥️ I love you and I can't wait to see what adventures we'll get into next.

[devilyouknowx]

Some days you just need to sit with your wife, share a cigarette and judge people

[scarofoz]

Inside with the AC cranked to 65. Because we deserve to not sweat.

[devilyouknowx]

We are having a discussion! We have things we need to go through.

Maybe I'll make us a cheeky little steak for dinner

[scarofoz]

With beef prices what they are? You spoil me 🥺

[devilyouknowx]

Some days you just need to sit with your wife, share a cigarette and judge people

[scarofoz]

Inside with the AC cranked to 65. Because we deserve to not sweat.

[devilyouknowx]

Wait, are married men supposed to make jokes on TV about smashing their wife or is Will just special?

[scarofoz]

🔪🍊

[devilyouknowx]

This is ours now

@scarofoz

[devilyouknowx]

People say I shouldn't make fun of my enemies when they are choked out by me.....but its fun

[scarofoz]

You are a menace... But you're my menace.

[devilyouknowx]

@scarofoz am I monster?

[scarofoz]

No, the ones who made you the way you are, are the monsters. The Viktors of the world 😤

[devilyouknowx]

People need to be aware that she probably cursed at me in multiple languages but then cuddled me.

I love you

[scarofoz]

BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER THE MONSTER, omule cu craniul gros ce ești.

I love you too.

[devilyouknowx]

@scarofoz am I monster?

[scarofoz]

No, the ones who made you the way you are, are the monsters. The Viktors of the world 😤

[scarofoz]

It's not even "most men" in the case of the movie itself, it plays out literally as Viktor's father does it to him and then Viktor takes it upon himself to continue the cycle I'm normal and fine about this, Kevin will only have to hear about until I see Wicked at the end of the month.

[medusas-daughter]

The Creature calling itself Viktor and following Viktor around is so much more tragic when you know how babies develop and how newborns don't yet realise they and their mothers are two separate people. And one of the first things babies realise about themselves is that they're a whole separate person. And one of the first things they do when they start developing as a person is find out they have hands and play with them and with textures and start exploring. And when they want to start talking, they put their hands and fingers on their parents lips and throats to figure out how that sound is coming out of there and then they start imitating. Guillermo Del Toro nailed every single step of human development in such a beautiful celebration of life.

And Viktor abused the crap out of the poor creature for not being smart enough when it was only following natural developmental milestones. Because, like most men, like his own father, he wanted to create life but he wasn't interested in raising it beyond that and instead wanted it to be born a doctor ready to show the world how smart Viktor is for creating a carbon copy of his brain except in a stronger immortal body. Elizabeth gave him five minutes of love and let him explore how sounds come out of her mouth and he started talking.

Idk why some people are complaining about the movie being different from the book when the essence is literally the same, Viktor created life as if it were a godly feat and not something women have been doing since the dawn of humanity, and then he abandoned that life as deadbeat dads do. And that abandonment is what created a monster out of an innocent souls who could have become a beautiful being had it been nurtured. That's literally what Mary Shelley wrote. She would have been proud of this story. On top of being an incredibly gorgeous visual story, the narrative is very loyal to the point Shelley wanted to make.

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

I know they ways to get my darling going like if I really need to make a statement? Blood sacrifice

[scarofoz]

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

I'll take off my shirt and sing showtunes.

[scarofoz]

Stop it, I'll cum.

[devilyouknowx]

And I'll take puddin for walkies and I'll buy you something nice

[scarofoz]

Foreplay, I see.

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

I'll take off my shirt and sing showtunes.

[scarofoz]

Stop it, I'll cum.

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

You think I can't tempt you?!

[scarofoz]

...no comment.

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

But what if it fits the gimmick?!

[scarofoz]

The gimmick gets no kitty.

[scarofoz]

Let's not discuss shaving and give anyone any bad ideas.

[devilyouknowx]

[scarofoz]

Absolutely not. I'll hold out as long as it takes to grow back.