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Summary : ILLI MY SWEET FREAK DATING HCS RUFHDBSNDJ WOOF WOOF BARK WO-
Pairing : Illi McMillin (inok! Gerard Way) x GN!Reader (use of Y/N)
Warnings/ Tags : transfem Illi, established relationship, slight angst if you squint real tiny, mentions of substance usage, physical affection, NSFW HCs, masturbation, mentions of hair pulling
A/N : ohhh illi my strange girl kiss me on my hot mouth she’s so pretty and she’s such a weirdo
- SFW -
- oh illi sweet sweet girl
- paint your nails together i BEG
- i don’t care if you’re a man, a woman, nonbinary, genderfluid— whatever
- let. her. paint. your. nails.
- of course, it’s gonna be a little messy
- i mean, this is illi mcmillin guys
- she’s just happy to be doing anything along those lines
- bonus points if the polish is purple, red, or black
- much like basement!gerard, you guys most definitely met through mikey
- as reserved as he can be, he’s always been the social butterfly of the two
- you two had been friends for a while before you even met illi
- of course, you’d seen her at school, blah blah blah
- but you officially met one time when you were hanging at the mcmillin household
- you’d seen the family photos plenty of times, and questioned mikey about the existence of his older ‘brother’, but he’d always brushed it off
- sure enough it was one of those times when illi walked into the room
- “this is-..my older sister, Y/N. Y/N meet Illi, Illi meet Y/N. she’s the one you ask about sometimes”
- after that you understood completely and stopped questioning
- I mean, less time questioning means more time to spend with illi herself, am I right?
- since that day she slowly started tagging along here and there to your hangouts
- eventually after months and months she confessed with a little note purposely left inside of a comic she lended to you
- it took mikey quite a bit to get used to the relationship, but he supposed if he’d want her to be with anyone it’d be someone he trusted
- and he knew you better than he knew himself
- her favorite place to go on dates is the bookstore
- she loves walking around and picking out books for you while you pick out books for her awww aw awwwww
- all the corny matching jewelry on the planet
- either it’s really shitty and dumb from hot topic
- or it’s the most gorgeous handmade piece you’ve ever seen (made by none other than Illi herself, of course)
- she drags you along to every band related thing ever
- which hey, depending on your personality might be great for you— her friends are awesome
- if you ask, she’s absolutely quitting smoking
- no questions. done. done immediately
- she makes sure like hell everyone knows you’re dating
- “this seems like a pretty nice place!” “oh yeah! y’know, me and my-.. ahem. PARTNER. Y/N came here last week ☺️”
- she’s so proud to be your girlfriend it’s insane
NSFW
- oh illi I love you she’s such a little freak
- don’t look in her notebook unless you’re entirely prepared to see insanely detailed drawings of yourself in.. less than ideal situations
- you can’t blame the girl! she’s just got weird fantasies!
- so what if one of them is a drawing her biting you like a vampire until you bleed? pssshhhh that’s normal
- so what if it’s a drawing of you getting caught out in the rain and you just so happen to only have really thin white clothes on?? that’s just girlfriend things psssshhhh
- she prefers the drawings to using photos or other things of the sort for jerk off material because she feels like it gives her more control over the fantasy
- she can’t imagine being a mad scientist and you as her test subject just using boring photos from your MySpace!
- it took her a little.. too quick? to open up to you about this kinda stuff?
- Illi it’s the fourth hang out why are you asking reader to pull your hair
- she is nothing if not a. LOUD. bitch
- she’s whiney and bitchy and. LOUD!!!
- Mikey’s sort of desensitized to it at this point (much to his dismay)
- multiple times he’s resorted to throwing assorted shoes at the basement door until illi quiets down
