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[across-waxponds]

⭐️ i'm pluto !

⭐️ they/them, idrc about gendered language

⭐️ i write fics & talk about fall out boy. mostly peterick. (joe & andy i love u forever)

⭐️ i'm a certified weirdo freak !!! i post whatever i want whenever i want and make it everyone else's problem

⭐️ sideblog is @flocksofcandledswans where i hornypost and post little excerpts from my wips :p

⭐️ more info about meee ⭐️

asks:

feel free 2 send me any asks! i will (almost) always respond <3 any questions about my fics are SO appreciated. i will thank you a million billion times for talking 2 me ! & i will write you a long & rambly rant about anything n everything you want to know !!!

reqs:

i am also super down for any prompts/requests, though i usually have about 5 fics going at a time. no promise on any sort of timeline. i'm a bottom pwentz truther. as you may have gathered. that doesn't mean there's no chance i would ever write top!pw, but it would be a very rare occurrence. i wouldn't hold your breath basically. i would write non-peterick. maybe. i'm down to write anything panic! related (my homeland). ⭐️ my inbox is always open, and i will always just say no if i don't want to do something, but i'll never be mad about having to say no! come talk to me! i'm very nice! ⭐️

favs:

fall out boy, my chem, & panic! mostly HUGE eowyg defender. love her 2 death. folie & ioh lover bullets & three cheers lover pretty. odd. & afycso, though i listen to a most of v&v and have a couple guilty pleasures on doab i also like elliott smith :3

🪐 you'll figure out a lot of my random little quirks as you go. i don't really hide them. always down 2 talk about anything in my fics that you may find uncomfortable/offensive, just shoot me a (kind) dm!

on the topic of dnis:

i'm pretty hard to annoy enough to get blocked. sometimes things just piss me off. so, no dni ! i'm proship, write whatever u want forever ! i don't judge <3

rpf with a heavy emphasis on fiction. i'm talking about the fictional versions of my band guys that live in my head.

profiction, proship, pro everything fucked up. it's fiction, it's not hurting anyone. fiction is inherently political—it's never 'just' writing porn.

anti-waycesters, this is not the place for you. i probably won't be posting much about it (because i'm a falloutblog), but just know that i fuck w/ it and my wife fucks mikey way's rotting corpse.

my tags:

#my fics hashtag my fics : for—you guessed it—my fics! #they just let me say whatever on this thing? : for asks! #🐾❤️‍🩹 : related to my omegaverse series i also have random ones for some of my favorite band dudes: #ps! #pw!, (#peterick for ship posts specifically), #mikeyway, #raytoro, #ryro <3, and #jt! & #ah! but those ones are severely underused

[across-waxponds]

patrick stump probably

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[stray-dogsick]

travis mccoy x jtroh hard launch ?!?!?!?!?!? NOT CLICKBAIT

[across-waxponds]

[evovtechgoes]

I finally did it, the nsfw stuff (or the first one at least) is here nowww ok here's the censored version and the Ao3 link is below it ok bye bye sorry if it's bad I swear I'll add more later :(((

Ao3 link:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[across-waxponds]

dog who just shakes all the time v.s. learning something new

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part two of age gap fic when?😆

ermm while it's not an official Part Two in terms of actual plot, there's a shortfic coming out august 28th for my baby angel evan ( @stray-dogsick )'s birthday. i also have a second little something sitting in my drafts that the magical fic fairy will take care of (a.k.a literally whenever i get around to it).

official Sequel with actual Plot coming never probably lmfao. i don't think i'd ever actually be interested in doing a real Next Fic for it. they move in during covid, get married summer 2022, and move to california full-time in fall of 2022 for pete's band manager gig and to put patrick in a studio full-time. not anything interesting enough for me to dedicate time to writing a fleshed-out sequel.

[across-waxponds]

if i may humbly request something, i suggest sub pete + praise kink? which is basically what you do already but man it just hits the spot yk?

YES HI sorry for disappearing on u. but that was simply because i was already working on a fic when u submitted this ask and it was PERFECT timing.

i'd already been fiddling with this fic a bit when u submitted this ask, and this fic started out as a short little thing—5k at most, i promise!—so i figured it would be perfect! and then it quickly snowballed into 45k words of kink exploration. my bad.

anywho, here she is!

[yoursoftmachine]

what does heychris do that's cringe? I don't pay enough attention to fob to know what he's up to now but I'm curious

everything he has done since like 2005 was designed in a lab to piss me off specifically i think. like i will never get over 'heterolifemates' for a start. but nowadays he basically just talks really loudly about how he and pete were/are friends, because that's the only thing that got him close to fame in the first place. my favorite thing he does is tell teenagers who talk shit about him online that he made out with their moms on warped tour. but the thing that specifically prompted my ire was his most recent insta post that he captioned 'Amazing California sunset', for which i do think he deserves the death sentence.

[cellabrations]

it’s lit my pants on fire friday

[yoursoftmachine]

i confess if i could actually explode one band dude into viscera it would be heychris. on the one hand it’s kind of satisfying to watch him claw at the dregs of relevance by saying inappropriate things to 13 year olds on instagram but on the other hand it would be infinitely more satisfying to take a hammer to his skull and never have to deal with the secondhand embarrassment he induces ever again

[across-waxponds]

youngest age youd go in a fic?

i will preface this by saying most underage is Not For Me, but i really don't mind other people who enjoy that kind of dead dove content. for me personally, i don't see the appeal of anything younger than 15/16, which is generally whereabouts i keep my fics (as we know). like maybe 14? but even that's not entirely likely coming from Me.

i mean, depending on the circumstances, i suppose i would consider younger being an aspect, but i don't think i would ever write it as the main event, if you know what i mean? it would be a kind of implied past or a vignette. it just generally doesn't interest me.

[evovtechgoes]

Hey. I might color these. And I'm redoing all my other stuff I was gonna post on my ao3 because this brush is life-changing. Good things coming. Frank's here too.

[across-waxponds]

fav 2019 patrick photo? aside from the obvious..

i LOVE this photo. god hes so gorgeous.

anything of him at the grammys. hhhhnnnnghh

[across-waxponds]

Love love LOVE your pfp lol. I finally took a good look at it instead of just seeing it as a blob of colors and I went "omg it's That Photo"

YES IT'S MY FAV PICTURE OF PWENTZ <333

which is saying something because i have a LOT of images of pwentz. like a lot a lot.

the one on my sideblog is @stray-dogsick 's fav pwentz image too :p

[across-waxponds]

this is how most patrick stump anorexia fics read to me as a recovered anorexic

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great gatsby au but i've never read, seen, or heard the great gatsby... i'm just having prophetic visions about what it is