galloping horse magicks

silly side blog for being silly on the side

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[pissvortex]

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

[rintezukas]

well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[flanbolt]

[amazoogle]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[sliversoakley4]

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting