90% existential angst. 10% Cherry Coke.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, smut, passing judgment, and run-on sentences.

[vampirefabio]

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

[damejoansutherland]

i would invite "anti-establishment" so-called progressives to do some soul-searching as to why they were willing to ignore graham platner's parade of red flags rather than support a highly-qualified female candidate, but i know they're allergic to self-reflection, so i'll leave it at this:

[onceuponawhine]

wait. what do y'all set your home AC to? 78° F is our normal (and local officials exhort people to set it there regularly). if there are potential grid issues we raise it to 80°

In the summer our AC is set to:

<70° F

70-72° F

73-75°

76-78°

>78° F

Don't have/don't use AC

Voting ended onJul 3

[berdymane]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[stormsbreadth]

i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)

[scarygodmother]

J was notified by his IT department that it's time for him to ship his laptop back to headquarters for whatever they do with it once a year. He was told it would need to be sent back Wednesday morning and he will get it back Friday. He tries to take a week off every quarter, so he put in a PTO request for his week since he'll be without his laptop for two and a half days. His boss denied the request since two other people are already out, even though J is not the backup for either of them. Fine. So he asked for next week off and she approved that.

His laptop is now not going to be returned until Monday. So because his boss is an idiot, he's going to get back from his PTO to a week and a half of emails and his clients are NOT patient people. I hope she enjoys being his out of office contact person next week.

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[scarygodmother]

Well I got a reprieve for a couple of hours. It was nice while it lasted.

[scarygodmother]

I picked up a GI bug last night. I've managed to stop throwing up but I'm still really nauseous and I kept noticing that my heart was racing and I felt panicky. J asked me what was wrong and I started crying and talking about hours being sick like this reminds me of my miserable pregnancy* and my lizard brain is panicking that the sick feeling is never going to end. Mind you, this was out of nowhere. I didn't know that trauma was still lurking. I'm a pro at repressing my feelings until I have time to deal with them and I guess I never got around to that with a new baby. That baby is now almost 20 and I have some things to unpack.

[my-dailydreams]

[scarygodmother]

The local water utility has set up a tip line to rat out people who are watering their lawns too often, are wasting water by badly setting up their sprinkler heads, etc. and the consensus on social media is that only nosy Karens will participate and everyone should MYOB. Fuuuuuck that. I will narc on every neighborhood asshole who thinks the rules are for other people and their lush green lawn is sacred. To hell with them. We're facing a major drought after record low snow totals in the mountains. Enjoy your fines, assholes.

[scarygodmother]

I just took Roni for her morning walk and it just makes me so happy to live in a neighborhood built on the 70s because of all of the 50 year old evergreens and silver maples and ash trees and the wonderful shade they give and all of the birds that make them their home so I can enjoy bird song while walking my dog.

[scarygodmother]

Happy Mother's Day to my mom friends. Your kids are lucky to have you as their mom and I'm lucky to have you as my friend.

[loveridden1999]

[zuzsenpai]

[scarygodmother]

J needs a break. Badly. So I put together a 2 night getaway up in the mountains in a cute cabin that's in the woods but walking distance from the town and day passes to a huge adults-only hot springs resort. Plus dinner reservations because finding a place to eat when you're hungry and it's a weekend is not conducive to relaxation.

We've been here 14 years and never visited hot springs. I'm excited!