Robert Fettuccine

Charlie | 20's | They/Them

[neopetdestroyer]

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[lavender-lily]

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[bruntalism]

[fucko]

[absolutechaosss]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

[failchild]

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[tarrevizsla]

babygirl i know star wars lore that you would bully me for

[crawfishcomic]

Forgiveness

[maningning-deactivated20250527]

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

[ghostheiress]

why is this comment on an apple crisp recipe me every single day at work

[waterdeepthroat]

there’s something so fucking funny about the fact that astarion’s questline is called “the pale elf”. like. just imagine the most exciting part of your life’s story is written down and it’s just called “white boy”. come on now

[adirtnap]

[isopodgirldick]

go on. fuck with me. see what happens

[duelofthefatesmp3]

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club