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[Ask Box: Open] **Please DO NOT Steal Work or Change Work** Looking for some Kpop Scenarios? Search no further my poor child. You must be thirsty, let me pour water in between ur lips. Let me lash forth on your enemies, and replace the foes with friends.

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Background Artist Needed!

A whole year after we announced the making of our new BTS dating sim, we have finally taken the chance to bring back the project~ Details about this game are still being worked out, but we’ll be sure to update on the progress if needed ^^ 

We are in need of a person who can do background art for the game! This just means the scenery in the back while characters are on screen~ For example, a park scene, or an office. This game is revolved around modern princes, so please be aware of what we may ask for~ 

If you are interested, please message @holy-kookie We will be asking for a sample, so be prepared~

Thank you and please look forward to this game~~! 

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Jimin: Hey stylist noona, could you maybe not make our necklines so deep

Stylist: *clears throat*

Stylist: no

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Bts- meeting obama pls if you have the spare time maybe

Sorry it’s been like 80 years, but here u go! 

http://scenarinopes.tumblr.com/post/150747118485/bts-meeting-obama

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Cassie?

yes? who is this lol im really confused ((((also fyi for erryone out there are two of us here, I’m Cassie and mi friend Pati))))

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BTS - Meeting Obama

Obama: so as you may know I have called you here for an important reason

Jin: Because one of your daughter’s likes us?

Hobi: to help me forget about that one time I kissed tae

Tae: I thought we both agreed it wasn’t that bad

Hobi: mhm sure we did

Obama: well no, no, and no.

Obama: My time as president is coming to an end and I want to end it with a big bang

Jimin: Mr President Sir, you do realize that we aren’t big bang

Obama: o shit, rlly? I mean I totally knew that

Namjoon: Jimin, he obviously meant he wants us to help him plan a big bang, a bomb, to end all of the Americas

Jimin: you right

Obama: well no, I was wondering if you could perform fire at the White house

Namjoon: yeah no problem

Obama: make sure it’s lit

Tae: Oh we’ll make sure it’s lit *wink*

Obama: alright…?

//it is two weeks later and Obama has given up all hope. He sits in the jail cell thinking back to the good times. A single tear falls from his eye as he is remembering the flames, and the white house going down//

Obama: I didn’t mean that kind of lit.

Obama: *whispers* not that kind

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Hey so it's been a while since I stopped by this blog so I figured I'd leave a message. School year is starting soon for me, so I wish you all the best in studies, academic pursuits, etc. Work hard and do well but remember to get some sleep and eat well and listen to good music and take it slow sometimes and make sure you're happy. Remember that no matter what you're amazing! This is still one of my favorite blogs on tumblr, have a good day!

lol thanks but how can we do that when yoonGI GON HIT US WIT HIS MIXTAPE AND ALL THESE DAMN SHORT FILMS AND NOW GOT7 DOIN STUFF

But lol thanks, we’re trying very hard! You’re really sweet, may abraxas be with you -u-

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Have you ever done a scenario where BTS gives Jungkook 'the talk'?

Whoops forgot to reply to the ask! Here you go~ http://scenarinopes.tumblr.com/post/144158855670/bts-giving-jungkook-the-talk

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BTS - Giving Jungkook "The Talk"

Jin: hey jungkook

Jungkook: yeah?

Jin: sex

Jungkook: whAT?

Jin: What do you know about it?

Jungkook: Well I mean I'm almost twenty

Yoongi: What the fuck is that supposed to mean

Jungkook: Well y'know.....

Yoongi: Stop trying to act cool and listen

Jin: Okay okay lets start from the basics, when a mommy and daddy love eachother very muc-

Namjoon: I heard you call my name

Hobi: Ugh why are you guys so gross fucking daddy kink

Namjoon: you can speak once you're in a relationship

Hobi: Shut up you littl-

Taehyung: I actually have a demonstration prepared for our maknae

Yoongi: where tf did you come from

Taehyung: COME ON OUT JIMIN

Jimin: I don't wanna

Taehyung: listen you're already in the Simba costume, we can make this work

Jungkook: GUYS

Jungkook: I KNOW ABOUT THE SEX

Jungkook: ITS WHERE TWO PEOPLE FIND A DOG, NAME IT S, FIND ANOTHER DOG, NAME IT EX, THEN THOSE TWO DOGS FUCK, AND THEY BIRTH SEX

Jin:...

Jin: I'm so proud, he knows so much :')

Namjoon: They grow up so fast

Yoongi: Fucking hell who do I live with

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BTS - Swimming (Feat. Maknae Line)

Tae: *pushes Jimin in water*

Jimin: Jungkook help I'm wet and drowning!

Jungkook: lol where are you

Jimin: I'm right here!

Jungkook: *squints eyes* hm where is he?? Tae do u see him?

Tae: No, I don't. Looks like we lost a member of bangtan forever.

Jimin: I'm literally right over here!

Tae: Why don't we go check allllll the way over there

Jimin: Guys i'm not even that fucking short

Taehyung: maybe we'll acknowledge his existence when he says he's short

Jimin: I'd rather have my have my fingers chopped of by namjoon cutting onions

Jungkook: maybe we should just go?

Jimin: *sighs* I'm short

Jungkook: *looks down* oh there u are!

Jimin:*mutters* you better run run run yo way to that damn hospital

Jungkook: What was that hyung?

Jimin: oh nothing.

[holy-taehyung]

so like when bangtan is like really old and done with the industry, are their fans gonna be called veterans?

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BTS: Lifeguards

Sorry for the long delay but here you go~!

http://scenarinopes.tumblr.com/post/141052769270/bts-as-lifeguards

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BTS - As Lifeguards

Jin: *his broad shoulder can't fit in the pool*

Tae: Oh you're drowning? *puts on sunglasses* *puts on sunscreen* *adjusts swim cap* *reaches for goggles* *packs lunch* *finishes new episode of drama* Okay I'm coming- where'd they go???

Namjoon: *drowns with them*

Jimin: *"falls" in pool* uh- Yoongi save me!

Yoongi: I mean I would help, but like, Kumamon wants me to rub some sunscreen on his back. He's been geting a little too tan for his liking. I tried to tell him he looks great darker but noooo I'm the wrong one. Can I also tell you about how he-

Hobi: I've saved her and her friends like six times now, why do they keep asking for cpr?

Jungkook: *girl drowning* uh yeah okay i guess i can save you. Yeah totally thats uh thats why uh i'm a lifeguard. uh yes, oh I need to touch you uh yes okay lemme just *pulls out gloves*

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I don't know how many times I've sent this, but you're my favorite blog, since last year. Your writing is splendid, the best scenario blog I've seen. You know what, you're really amazing and I wish maybe some day we'll meet somehow and have a cup of coffee and talk about Jungkook.

Honestly every time we get this it makes uS SO HAPPY. Please anon who are you and when can we get that cup of coffee? and are u paying? 

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BTS - Weird Family Discussion

Jimin: Hey Jin Hyung?

Jin: Hm?

Jimin: What would you do if we moved to like America?

Jin: Let's see, I would change my name to something more American

Namjoon: What do you mean?

Jin: I would become Jim

Namjoon: wait why

Jin: and you would be NamJim

Tae: ooh! What would my name be?

Jin: yours would JimHyung

Tae: Sweet! That's so American, I can practically smell Warren G again!!!

Jungkook: What about me!!

Namjoon: C'mon it's obviously going to be JimKoo-

Jin: JungJim

Namjoon: What? Why isn't it Jimkook???

Jin: Because u have to expect the unexpected

Jin: Hobi, you would be, um

Hobi:???

Jin: let's just go with stage name. jim-Hope

Hobi: Noice!

Jin: Yoongi you would be-

Suga: I really don't care

Jin: well which do u prefer, Jim Yoongi or Min Jim

Suga: why does it have to be Jim? Why not Tony-

Jimin: don't you mention his name in this house again

Suga: This ain't even a house son, and why not mention Tony Jones

Jimin: he broke my heart hyung! He broke my heart!

Suga: Honestly what are you talking about-

Jin: why don't we move on!

Jimin: then what would I be hyung?

Jin: um

Jin: JimJim?

JimJim: but that's already my name

Jin: wait what happened, where the fuck is Jimin!?

JimJim: There is no Jimin

JimJim: only Jim Jim

Jin: guys what's happening?!

NamJim: What do you mean.... Jim?

Jim: *evil smile*

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Friend: *starts to like Jimin*

Me: *evil smile*

Friend: hm?

Me: Welcome to

Me: ...

Me: the parkside

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Happy Birthday Tae

BTS: Happy Birthday Tae!

Tae: Woah! Thanks guys, ur the best! What'd you get me?

Jin: Wow. Straight to the point, alright.

Jungkook: I got you a new white shirt!

Tae: This is like exactly what you got me for Christmas

Jungkook: Psh. What're you talking about!

Tae: This is the exact same Christmas card

Jungkook: OKay you caught me, they're the same thing, but your Birthday and Christmas are so close it's just not fair

Namjoon: They're like five days apart

Jungkook: I mean if you round up

Hobi: *coughs* unlike the ungrateful maknae we got you something pretty noice *hands box*

Tae: Wow! What could it possibly be- oh

Hobi:I know, try to contain yourself. I would be happy as well.

Jimin: What is it?

Tae: It's Happy Feet on Blue-Ray...

Hobi: You don't like it?

Tae: No, I don't like it

Hobi: Oh I'm sorry you can return-

Tae: I love it! But I'm really sad that you didn't get what I actually wanted...

Jimin: What?

Tae: I made it really obvious...

BTS: What?????

Tae: To be besides my friends and family!

BTS: Awh

Tae: So what are you guys still doing in here?

Suga: Wow fuck off m8

Hobi and Jin: I'm out

Jungkook, Namjoon, and Jimin: Ohkay then we'll just go

Tae: Wait guys I was just joking! Come back!

Tae: Guys? Plz

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Scenarinopes Master Post

~BTS Scenarios~

Going Back to America 2015 Actually Getting Kidnapped As Dogs Family Times As YouTubers April Fools Day Rapmon and Warren G Teaching the Kids Curse Words Dying Together As Teachers Marriage Squad Meeting Partner’s Parents Bangtan Host Club Doing Math Homework Meeting Daughter’s Boyfriend Meeting Big Bang As Authors Finding a Baby on the Doorstep Getting Arrested Playing Slender Choosing Clothing On a Plane Camping Fighting Dropping/Breaking Something in Public Jungkook Holding a Child JiHope Annoying Other Members Working at a Restaurant  Dope Reading An 18+ Fanfic Taking a Family Picture Stuck in an Elevator Bowling Happy Birthday Jungkook 18 Yr Old Jungkook Guess What? Namjoon - Birthday Jimin - Birthday Seeing the Same Cute Girl and Calling Dibs Run Cute Yoongi Jin Walking in on JiHope

~EXO Scenarios~

In Five Night at Freddy’s Tao Asking the Other Members to Bathe with Him The Dark Side of D.O Kyungsoo Actually Calling Their Babies Hunger Games Lead Surgeon in an Important Operation

~B.A.P Scenarios~

Actually in a Hurricane Time Capsule